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Hulkotron

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Re: I fucked up!
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2013, 03:23:23 PM »
Now I'm on getbig posting which is a good consolation prize I guess.

x2 post count would have suffered.

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Re: I fucked up!
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2013, 03:33:23 PM »
Translation: I got caught jerking off in the women's bathroom and had to make a run for it.

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Re: I fucked up!
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2013, 03:41:38 PM »
Have you considered....that she wasn't smiling but laughing. Hmmmmmmmm

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Re: I fucked up!
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2013, 03:45:46 PM »
I was at Trader Joes and I see this chick, I mean just outrageous, smoking thickness big tits, ass, great face but has this girl next door innocent look to her, I go to grab something and she walks by and smiles at me.  I just stood dead in my tracks like a deer in headlights.  I then see her at the cash and she is just outrageously hot she gets her stuff and as she walks by my cash where I'm paying gives me another smile and instead of stopping her to get her name/number I just stood still again.  FUCK!  What a wasted opportunity.  She honestly was one of the hottest chicks I've seen in years.  Just from head to toe had it going on.  Now I'm on getbig posting which is a good consolation prize I guess.

EDB: gonna give you the best advice yet in this thread. There's only 1 step to complete that will save you from this happening again. Here goes.

Step 1: immediately cease all porn viewing/JO'ing. Dead serious. Let the balls fill up for a few days and your head will magically get screwed on straight. Your confidence and positive aggression in situations like this will quadruple. Trust me dude, this is 100% spot on. Try it and you'll understand.

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Re: I fucked up!
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2013, 04:02:14 PM »
EDB: gonna give you the best advice yet in this thread. There's only 1 step to complete that will save you from this happening again. Here goes.

Step 1: immediately cease all porn viewing/JO'ing. Dead serious. Let the balls fill up for a few days and your head will magically get screwed on straight. Your confidence and positive aggression in situations like this will quadruple. Trust me dude, this is 100% spot on. Try it and you'll understand.

At that point I would have so much built up aggression that I  probably would have punched her in the face for looking at me weird.

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Re: I fucked up!
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2013, 04:04:30 PM »
At that point I would have so much built up aggression that I  probably would have punched her in the face for looking at me weird.

At least you wouldn't have been SCARED of her bro AKA the worst possible emotion you could ever show to a woman :-\

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Re: I fucked up!
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2013, 11:10:46 PM »
Noope. He just had ONE, the first one.

Three second rule basically. If you look at a women who sees you and do not approach within seconds you're a looser creep because she knows you just hesitated and you value is already low.

El Diablo the deer in headlights should have been the hunter, he had a clear shot when she smiled - but didn't pull the trigger/pussy.

 ;D ;D ;D wooosh

Get that PUA crap outta here >:(

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Re: I fucked up!
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2013, 11:22:59 PM »
El Diablo, how big are your arms? Bigger than Anabolichalos? More than 17.5 inches to get the girls?
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