Well, given that was my original list, I will expand it for the Trainer:
Vince Basile
Johnny Falcon
Anabolichalo
Hook up rates.
Vince Basile 60 percent if you have a 6 pack, 100 percent if you have safety fat
Johnny Falcon 55 percent if you eat meat, 100 percent if you eat beans and fart a lot
Anabolichalo 50 percent if you have 15 inch arms, 100 percent if your arms are over 20 inches and you have imaginary baby mothers.