A late december evening at the Basile house:
Vince's wife: Vince, come to bed, honey!
Vince: Not now, sheila. I have to let Wiggs know that he was wrong about the apocalypse.
Vince's wife: Oh, Vince. Remember that our grandkids are visiting us tomorrow.
Vince: That will be your problem.
Vince's wife: Come to bed.
Vince: Wow, I just found a new 2-hour Kai Greene seminar on YouTube. Talk to you in the morning.