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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2014, 04:52:19 PM »
Lmao!
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2014, 04:54:56 PM »
I'll be 58 the 13th.  my hair reaches about the
middle of my back.   so go fuck yourself
neener neener neener baldy guy
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2014, 07:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on January 07, 2014, 04:38:55 PM


I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..

One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option)  so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......

For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really in those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)


Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..

that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...

(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling  "OMG if he wasn't for Cesar's DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys !  they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like  "shut up already).



haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.




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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2014, 08:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on January 07, 2014, 04:38:55 PM


I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..

One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option)  so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......

For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really in those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)


Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..

that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...

(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling  "OMG if he wasn't for Cesar's DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys !  they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like  "shut up already).



haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lol! great story if true

strange how men get stressed out about something stupid as hair
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2014, 08:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on January 07, 2014, 04:38:55 PM


I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..

One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option)  so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......

For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really in those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)


Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..

that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...

(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling  "OMG if he wasn't for Cesar's DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys !  they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like  "shut up already).



haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.




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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2014, 08:13:34 PM »
It's true, if you are Bald, you are defined as that Bald dude

If you are Gaay, you are defined as that Gaay dude

If you are a Terrorist, you are defined as that Terrorist

If you are a Dictator like King Jong Il, you are defined as Mensa Bob

Even if you gave money to charity, helped some homeless people and similar.





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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2014, 10:14:28 PM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on January 07, 2014, 04:38:55 PM


I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..

One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option)  so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......

For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel, Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really "in" those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)


Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..

that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...

(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling  "OMG if it wasn't for Cesar's DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys !  they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like  "shut up already).



haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lol
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2014, 10:22:22 PM »
True story.

I went out on a date with a stunning 22 year old last Saturday night. We're chatting away and her cell goes off a couple of times with messages. She has no interest in it but I knew it'd be her friends asking how it was all going so I said 'go on check it, tell them I said hi'. She reads the messages out to me and two out of the three asked 1, how it was going and 2, what was his hair like. Women DO give a shit about a nice head of hair, they won't always admit it though.
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2014, 10:32:59 PM »
(everything else being equal) a good head of hair can be a game changer.
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2014, 10:46:39 PM »
nah

Im thinning and much vagina is thrown at me regualrly
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2014, 07:12:26 AM »
Quote from: MAXX on January 07, 2014, 08:07:00 PM
lol! great story if true

strange how men get stressed out about something stupid as hair


It's 100 % true ....what you might find even harder to believe is that the same balding guy had a one night stand with a milf and never took the hat off ...... you can't talk about baldness or hats in front of him...

but it was the milf herself that admitted the guy was naked bagging her with  his hat on ...  LMAO




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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2014, 07:14:21 AM »
seriously this was the guy who become the most popular poster on here after I left



what's next?---tbombz something something gay sex something something lying about having HIV something something?
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2014, 07:16:24 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
seriously this was the guy who become the most popular poster on here after I left



what's next?---tbombz something something gay sex something something lying about having HIV something something?

It's actually laughable.  This guy is awful with these terrible pointless threads.
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2014, 07:18:04 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
seriously this was the guy who become the most popular poster on here after I left



what's next?---tbombz something something gay sex something something lying about having HIV something something?
The dude creates like 10 threads a day mostly nonsense.
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2014, 07:26:25 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
seriously this was the guy who become the most popular poster on here after I left



what's next?---tbombz something something gay sex something something lying about having HIV something something?

It can be horrible. When he and Shizzo are kicking on all cylinders, G&O is almost unreadable.
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2014, 07:28:08 AM »
Look at all you balding guys uniting. It brings a tear to the eye.  Women will just have to see your inner beauty. Looks are superficial. I found women will find you attractive no matter what you look like if you own a house, have a decent career and drive a good car. Lucky for me I have outrageously beautiful sexy hair.
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2014, 07:30:00 AM »
Bald guys actually hate me because I'm not balding but choose to shave my head (razor shave) because I get more pussy looking like a tough Israeli then I did looking like a gay version of Adam Lambert

 ( crossed out because I did accounting of how little sex I've had as of late---but it has nothing to do with my shaved head and more to do with that I'm a bad person on the inside and outside)
I'd post the pic but my self esteem can only take so much of a beating online






FUCK YOU DAD I AM SEXY!!!
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2014, 07:43:04 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 07:30:00 AM
Bald guys actually hate me because I'm not balding but choose to shave my head (razor shave) because I get more pussy looking like a tough Israeli then I did looking like a gay version of Adam Lambert

 ( crossed out because I did accounting of how little sex I've had as of late---but it has nothing to do with my shaved head and more to do with that I'm a bad person on the inside and outside)
I'd post the pic but my self esteem can only take so much of a beating online






FUCK YOU DAD I AM SEXY!!!

Come on. Post a picture. Are you the guy who is really thin and ripped that  use to post pictures here?
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2014, 07:50:46 AM »
Quote from: oldtimer1 on January 08, 2014, 07:43:04 AM
Come on. Post a picture. Are you the guy who is really thin and ripped that  use to post pictures here?

bulking now...not so ripped





i deserve whatever I get because I left here for the source board....bottom line- I still have hair
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2014, 08:08:17 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 07:50:46 AM
bulking now...not so ripped





i deserve whatever I get because I left here for the source board....bottom line- I still have hair

Looks better than the rail thin version.
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2014, 08:09:34 AM »
I look like a broke ass Dwayne Johnson if he never made it in the WWF(E) and had to work part time as a underwear boy at a gay bar on friday nights
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2014, 08:10:54 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 08:09:34 AM
I look like a broke ass Dwayne Johnson if he never made it in the WWF(E) and had to work part time as a underwear boy at a gay bar on friday nights

Haha!
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2014, 08:15:05 AM »
I look like a Israeli Soap Opera star
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2014, 08:21:59 AM »
46 in a few weeks. Women love hair.
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Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2014, 02:56:42 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 07:50:46 AM
bulking now...not so ripped





i deserve whatever I get because I left here for the source board....bottom line- I still have hair

There wasn't enough room to fit your nose.
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