I scratched my penor having sex with a girl yesterday, wtf?

[Uncle Junior]

A tampon wouldn't scratch the shit out of his penis.

Regardless you should go get tested by a doctor for every disease known to man.  

When chunks of vagina start falling off you know something's off.  

 

[Rambone]

We need an update pic of said healing cock

[_aj_]

Lotsa homos in this thread asking for cawk pics. WTF? 

[wes]

Don't EVER be tempted to watch this video, srs.

I most definately will not.

[Knooger]

Lotsa homos in this thread asking for cawk pics. WTF? 

For research, not rapidly stroking the cock to.

[Uncle Junior]

I most definately will not.

I mean that Wes!

[Knooger]

I mean that Wes!

I think I searched for those videos once. I saw some shit in the woods I think where it looked like they were slicing the ear off of some dead woman. I closed that shit down and will never search for that again. Some shit you just don't need to see.

For once I am in full agreement with Shizzo.

[Ronnie Rep]

I arranged a meetup with a tinder sloot at a local bar yesterday night. She lives about 35 minutes away from my house and we both had friends going yesterday so we said why not, lets meet there tonight.

Girl is a legit 7/10 standards SRS. Very cute face, nice ass body and white as fuk teeth. No pics because of  detectives but if she sends me a snapchat today i'll screeny it and upload it for you homosexuals.

Anyway, night goes on, i'm having loads of fun. Girl is fun and more importantly just as cute as she was in the pics (for you tinder bros you know how troll girls can be). Anyways, loads of fun, we're starting to get pretty drunk and we decide to hit the dancefloor upstairs. After a few minutes I have to admit i'm pretty surprised, she dances very very well. No brag but i'm a pretty fukcing good dancer myself (i'll let you guess why huehuehuehue) and usually bishes don't dance as well with me but this one did.


At this point I really want this girl back to my place at the end of the night. When 3am rings and she tells me her friends are leaving I just tell her to come back to my place and she agrees. I'll skip to you guys the details of the ride home but at around 3:45 we arrive at my house. Get in my bad, start making out, I undress her. Unlike some others (lulz) she was completely shaved and just as sexy undressed as she was with clothes on (not that common with girls you'll agree). I was rock hard. We're starting in missionary and I put my cawk in only to realise something's wrong. Terribly wrong. It didn't feel like a normal pussy.

Here's a little picture to illustrate it:



After thinking about it now I realise what the hell it was. Her poosay was not in the right angle and this is what made everything go oh so wrong. As I thrust into her hard as fuk I start feeling my dick become wetter and wetter. At the beginning I just assumed she was getting wet as fuk but when I pulled out from doggy to cockslap her angus a few times I realised MY DICK AS FUKING BLEEDING! The whole bottom of my cawk was scratched to death and it bleed uncontrollably. At that point i'm too drunk and don't give two fuks so I just kept smashing her hard than ever to make sure I kept my boner.


This is when it happened. This is the part that I couldn't understand for chits. As I pumped away hard as fuk, the chunk of vagina that made the beginning of the angle RIPPED THE FUK OFF and fell on my bed in between her legs. At first all I noticed was the angle diminishing so I was happy but when I looked down HOLY SHIET. I grabbed it with my left hand (the right hand was busy slappin dem cheeks) and threw the vagina piece behind my bed table to make sure she didn't see it. Few minuets after this we both came and we fell asleep. She left the next morning.

I grabbed the piece this morning before throwing it outside


All in all it was the weirdest clap of cheeks I ever experienced but it fell just as good as it was wrong. Anyone have a similar experience to this?

Next time have anal!

[Uncle Junior]

I think I searched for those videos once. I saw some shit in the woods I think where it looked like they were slicing the ear off of some dead woman. I closed that shit down and will never search for that again. Some shit you just don't need to see.

For once I am in full agreement with Shizzo.

I watched it today, huge mistake.

I actually was to the point of wanting to get a ticket to Russia on mission to assassinate those c-u-n-t.

This place is no good for me, between this and talking to halo, I am feeling a major fucking meltdown coming on.

I don't think people realize how much this shit affects me.

[Knooger]

Next time have anal!

If you would have posted first there would have been no need for this thread. Sometimes the most obvious solutions are the most elusive.

[BikiniSlut]

Was this just a one night thing or will you be hooking up with this lass again?

[Uncle Junior]

Was this just a one night thing or will you be hooking up with this lass again?

Would you fuck off and not post so close to my post's please, I don't want to see your ugly avatar on the same page as me.

Thanks

[OneMoreRep]

As I thrust into her hard as fuk I start feeling my dick become wetter and wetter. At the beginning I just assumed she was getting wet as fuk but when I pulled out from doggy to cockslap her angus a few times I realised MY DICK AS FUKING BLEEDING! The whole bottom of my cawk was scratched to death and it bleed uncontrollably.

As I pumped away hard as fuk, the chunk of vagina that made the beginning of the angle RIPPED THE FUK OFF and fell on my bed in between her legs. At first all I noticed was the angle diminishing so I was happy but when I looked down HOLY SHIET. I grabbed it with my left hand (the right hand was busy slappin dem cheeks) and threw the vagina piece behind my bed table to make sure she didn't see it. Few minuets after this we both came and we fell asleep. She left the next morning.

She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.



Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

[che]

She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.



Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

   that's it.

[Knooger]

She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.



Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

If I had a nickel for every time I got stung by one of those.

[BikiniSlut]

She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.



Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

That looks pretty large.

I honestly wonder when a woman would feel the need to wear it. Would she be getting ready for a drunken night out and think "I should put my cock cutter in just in case I get hammered and someone tries to take advantage of me." ?

If she did have one in it sure as hell didn't deter Army.

[Uncle Junior]

That looks pretty large.

I honestly wonder when a woman would feel the need to wear it. Would she be getting ready for a drunken night out and think "I should put my cock cutter in just in case I get hammered and someone tries to take advantage of me." ?

If she did have one in it sure as hell didn't deter Army.

that looks large, hehehehe, im so funny hehehehe, i should put my cock in cutter, hehehehe, im so funny.hehehehe

[240 is Back]

lol @ cock cutter!!!   haha

[kyomu]

She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.



Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

I thought the same. But it would have caused too much pain and sounds like he didnt feel that much pain

[SF1900]

Is it HIV? :-(

[SamoanIrishman]

That looks pretty large.

I honestly wonder when a woman would feel the need to wear it. Would she be getting ready for a drunken night out and think "I should put my cock cutter in just in case I get hammered and someone tries to take advantage of me." ?

If she did have one in it sure as hell didn't deter Army.

I remember reading awhile back how these were originally designed for 3rd world countries where Rape is prevalent. Only thing is it never really caught on because most of the men would just say it was consensual or she purposely seduced him just to hurt him with this device. The women were then punished severely if not murdered. I couldn't imagine living in a country where rape is so common that as a woman you have to just let it happen and keep your mouth shut.

[anabolichalo]

She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.



Upon insertion, your penis doesn't feel a thing, but upon removal bleeding will ensue and pieces of your penis will fall out her vagina.

This can be a very traumatizing experience and I hope, for your sake, that it wasn't what occurred.

"1"

funny but physiologically women cant NOT enjoy actual rape once the penis has entered the vagina


ask any woman they'll giggle and agree

[pedro01]

funny but physiologically women cant NOT enjoy actual rape once the penis has entered the vagina


ask any woman they'll giggle and agree

So I guess the whole "foreplay" thing is just a myth then, eh?

Damn - no wonder you have so much trouble with women, all that pent up sexual frustration.

[ChristopherA]

that looks large, hehehehe, im so funny hehehehe, i should put my cock in cutter, hehehehe, im so funny.hehehehe

Haha! You're so fucking sad the way Bikini owns your mind. Attacking her the way a teenage boy would be mean to the girl he likes. Yo you've never met her IRL, how can she affect you so much?!

[visualizeperfection]

She might have had an Anti-Rape device in place for those "opportune" moments.



"1"

Most brutal frightening thing I have ever seen. I wonder if Dr Mengele is still getting royalties for inventing that device of anguish and barbarism.