Author Topic: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread... (Read 11052 times)

MAXX · « **Reply #75 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:19:11 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on February 04, 2014, 07:31:32 AM

AHAHHAAHAH!!! The only thing that will come of this challenge is an 80-page thread on the G&O arguing about "why it didn't happen".

Exactly. Will not happen.

These bb board fights never take place. All talk no walk...

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #76 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:30:17 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on February 04, 2014, 01:19:11 PM

Exactly. Will not happen.

These bb board fights never take place. All talk no ~~walk~~ cawk...

Hulkotron · « **Reply #77 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:37:10 PM »

lol @ Wiggs knocking out dj181

SuperTed · « **Reply #78 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:47:37 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on February 04, 2014, 07:31:32 AM

AHAHHAAHAH!!! The only thing that will come of this challenge is an 80-page thread on the G&O arguing about "why it didn't happen".

Exactly.

Even if Groink and Wiggs were to meet each other in real life, they'd probably settle their differences with a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

deadz · « **Reply #79 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:47:56 PM »

Make Milton bleed Groin.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #80 on:** February 05, 2014, 02:44:23 AM »

Quote from: SuperTed on February 04, 2014, 03:47:37 PM

Exactly.
Even if Groink and Wiggs were to meet each other in real life, they'd probably settle their differences with a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

Wait, what? He is not going to hang him in a coat rack by his nostrils??

calfzilla · « **Reply #81 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:12:37 AM »

Before the fight Groink needs to say: "if he dies, he dies"

PJim · « **Reply #82 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:19:38 AM »

Winner gets a guided tour of TA's house.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #83 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:32:51 AM »

winner fights zimmerman

King Shizzo · « **Reply #84 on:** February 05, 2014, 02:00:48 PM »

Baby Shizzo got put into timeout for challenging Onemorerep to a fight.

Simple Simon · « **Reply #85 on:** February 05, 2014, 02:01:47 PM »

Quote from: Baby Shizzo on February 05, 2014, 02:00:48 PM

Baby Shizzo got put into timeout for challenging Onemorerep to a fight.

Baby shizzo might be going back for announcing that fact.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #86 on:** February 05, 2014, 02:23:52 PM »

simple Simon and wolfox tagteaming Uncle juniper

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #87 on:** February 05, 2014, 03:53:02 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on February 04, 2014, 08:29:26 AM

Should make them wear those rubber Sumo suits that bars used for promos.

Wiggs doesnt need one. And 10 to 1 Groink enters the ring to "It's Friday, I'm in love" by The Cure.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #88 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:05:45 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 05, 2014, 03:53:02 PM

Wiggs doesnt need one. And 10 to 1 Groink enters the ring to "It's Friday, I'm in love" by The Cure.

Or "Loser" by Beck.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #89 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:17:04 PM »

Quote from: Baby Shizzo on February 05, 2014, 04:05:45 PM

Or "Loser" by Beck.

Groin is more of a Depeche Mode kinda guy. Or Radiohead.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #90 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:21:19 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 05, 2014, 04:17:04 PM

Groin is more of a Depeche Mode kinda guy. Or Radiohead.

Douche mode.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #91 on:** February 06, 2014, 09:40:17 AM »

Wow!! so many "friends" want a piece of me.

Get in line.

Understand this: I do not have a problem or hate anybody in here. it is just a friendly dispute.

Are we cool with that?

Let's use UFC old rules or everything goes... how abou that?

Please let me know.

alabama ftw · « **Reply #92 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:02:47 AM »

Quote from: PJim on February 05, 2014, 04:19:38 AM

Winner gets a guided tour of TA's house.

Is he rich?

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #93 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:13:11 AM »

I got $20 on the guy with bitch tits

Rascal full · « **Reply #94 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:26:17 AM »

Wiggs just aim for that acromegaly jaw and score a quick KO.

XFACTOR · « **Reply #95 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:30:46 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on February 04, 2014, 07:45:52 AM

Are you suggesting that the chances of this happening are so miniscule, that top bet makers are setting the odds at ESFitness being a real person: 1?

Let's not bring ESFitness into this please. He would manhandle both of them, then run over to 'O' at the Belagio where we would perform, then stop off at Mayweather's place help him out with his finances, drop off a few bottles of tren to Cutler, all the while posting on getbig.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #96 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:42:04 AM »

Wiggs taking a dive in round 3 for some cash and cannabis.

Wiggs · « **Reply #97 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:42:09 AM »

What in the hell is this?

No I'm not fighting Groink. I'm too young, too fast, too quick, too smart and too skilled. I'd absolutely annihilate him. Then what do I get out of it? Nothing. "Oh Wiggs, you beat up an old man". "Oh he's white, you're supposed to win". "No waiver was signed, so assault charges will be filed because of the utter destruction laid upon Groink".

There's no winning unless it was pure rage. I don't hate Groink like that so it would be counter productive. Sorry to disappoint. Call me pussy, wuss or whatever. There's nothing good to come of this.

Trust me gents, it would end suddenly and sadly for your Getbig Hero Groink.

I figured since this thread is 4 pages now I should address it. I wasn't planning on it though.

Toodles

Wiggs · « **Reply #98 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:45:37 AM »

If Groink would like to lend his scrotum chin for a speed bag. We could video an exhibition of me training and invite people to come watch and give the money to charity. I'm down for that.

njflex · « **Reply #99 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:49:46 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 10:45:37 AM

If Groink would like to lend his scrotum chin for a speed bag. We could video an exhibition of me training and invite people to come watch and give the money to charity. I'm down for that.

THE THRILLA IN CHIN- ILLA.....

Author Topic: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread... (Read 11052 times)

Simple Simon

alabama ftw