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Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« on: February 11, 2014, 10:10:08 AM »
French media goes crazy over rumor that President Obama and Beyonce are having an affair
  • French photographer who discovered that President Francois Hollande was having an affair claims that President Obama is cheating as well
  • Cited alleged 'distance' that has been 'apparent' between Barack and Michelle Obama recently
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2014, 10:15:13 AM »
Yeah right...more like JayZ.
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2014, 10:23:54 AM »
Ha ha. If it's true. There goes all of Jay-z's street cred and there aint a damn thing he can do about. But still...fuck Obama.
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2014, 10:25:38 AM »
Well, if he's going to try and run for a third term he needs to get alpha like Bubba pretty quick.

Tinfoil off...
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2014, 10:27:47 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 11, 2014, 10:25:38 AM
Well, if he's going to try and run for a third term he needs to get alpha like Bubba pretty quick.

Tinfoil off...

He won't run a 3rd term. He'll pull a false flag that'll require him to call a national emergency that will suspend the constitution and elections and that's how he'll stay.

Tinfoil off...
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2014, 10:28:48 AM »
i would sooner think its crazy he wouldnt do beyonce, with a wife he has..
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2014, 10:39:42 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 11, 2014, 10:27:47 AM
He won't run a 3rd term. He'll pull a false flag that'll require him to call a national emergency that will suspend the constitution and elections and that's how he'll stay.

Tinfoil off...





And Hillary as newly created Prime Minister....this tinfoil is pretty comfy. Haha.
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2014, 10:40:24 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 11, 2014, 10:39:42 AM




And Hillary as newly created Prime Minister....this tinfoil is pretty comfy. Haha.

 ;) :D ;D
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2014, 10:46:42 AM »
Beyonce like Madonna are passed around the higher ranks of the Hierarchy. Jay Z and Beyonce probably banged Obama together a few times. Beyonce is known as Lizard "dragon" breath...
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2014, 10:47:01 AM »
Quote from: bradistani on February 11, 2014, 10:10:08 AM
French media goes crazy over rumor that President Obama and Beyonce are having an affair
  • French photographer who discovered that President Francois Hollande was having an affair claims that President Obama is cheating as well
  • Cited alleged 'distance' that has been 'apparent' between Barack and Michelle Obama recently
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Beyonce's eyes in this Photo are saying: Gimme some Tongue and you'll hit it later on>>>
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2014, 10:52:44 AM »
This all makes sense since he's in France this week.

European Socialism is such a great thing to him and all...all the leaders in Europe have a famous mistress and somehow stay in power.

I'd rather this be the distraction from the US economy than going to war and having $8 gas anyway. Bring it.
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2014, 10:56:54 AM »
Stack silver and gold gents.
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2014, 11:01:02 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on February 11, 2014, 10:46:42 AM
Beyonce like Madonna are passed around the higher ranks of the Hierarchy. Jay Z  probably banged Obama while Beyoncé did some deadlifts. Beyonce is known as Lizard "dragon" breath...
Fixed that for ya
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2014, 11:02:29 AM »
Haha, there's no way this is true.
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2014, 11:03:10 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 11, 2014, 10:27:47 AM
He won't run a 3rd term. He'll pull a false flag that'll require him to call a national emergency that will suspend the constitution and elections and that's how he'll stay.

Tinfoil off...

First he will have to stage a fire in the Reichstag, then he will have to invoke article 48 of the constitution to be able to have dictatorial powers.  All this, and he has to get the backing of the Old Prussian military command.  I don't know, seems highly unlikely.  :-\
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2014, 11:07:14 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on February 11, 2014, 11:03:10 AM
First he will have to stage a fire in the Reichstag, then he will have to invoke article 48 of the constitution to be able to have dictatorial powers.  All this, and he has to get the backing of the Old Prussian military command.  I don't know, seems highly unlikely.  :-\
lol....

how history repeats
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2014, 12:50:18 PM »
I heard Beyonce's breath is horrid. Like rotting frog corpse or some shit.
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2014, 12:53:25 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on February 11, 2014, 11:12:21 AM
The fire was not staged. It was set by a communist. It was fortuitous for AH that it occurred, but it was not staged.

I realize this. It was jo...nevermind.
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2014, 12:59:56 PM »
is beyonce the marilyn monroe of this presidency/generation?  probably.  i can't think of a hotter bigger overall name.  why not?
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2014, 01:08:56 PM »
What's the point of being President if you can't start a few wars, knock off some enemies and sleep with celebrities???
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2014, 01:13:48 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 11, 2014, 10:27:47 AM
He won't run a 3rd term. He'll pull a false flag that'll require him to call a national emergency that will suspend the constitution and elections and that's how he'll stay.

Tinfoil off...
why not put something on the line before spouting off another tinfoil hat theory? Will you leave getbig if this doesn't happen?
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2014, 01:31:24 PM »
Quote from: haider on February 11, 2014, 01:13:48 PM
why not put something on the line before spouting off another tinfoil hat theory? Will you leave getbig if this doesn't happen?

Why not? The question is why should I? So I can appease you?  Fuck off limp dick.
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2014, 01:33:09 PM »
Quote from: haider on February 11, 2014, 01:13:48 PM
why not put something on the line before spouting off another tinfoil hat theory? Will you leave getbig if this doesn't happen?

Why would you want Wiggs to leave?  His crackpot theories are a great source of entertainment

That video he posted about the bald Secret Service agent being a reptilian shapeshifter was the funniest thing
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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2014, 01:40:59 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on February 11, 2014, 01:09:38 PM
damn beyonce is just so perfect


blows miss universe/world away not even close

senor analbolichalo needs glasses  ;D
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bradistani

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Re: Barack Bangin' Beyonce ??
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2014, 01:54:49 PM »
ho waaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated
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