The only troll about the saga is UJ actually chipping off a fraction of his vast resources to visit some generic 3rd tier bikini blond in Canada's frozen boondocks to satisfy some sophomore fantasy of banging an Internet broad from Canada.
Truth is, he's smashed more walls than asbestos locally and probably has a reliable stable of top-shelf Europussy in his smartphone's contact list. This joke is now flatter than Schizzo's testosterone production, time to let it die a graceful death in the annals of getbig drama.