6) Unbeknown to me in one of the post there was a racist word "mooley" or something like that which I had never ever heard of in my life and someone told me its short for "mulligan", again a term I have never heard of in my life.
7) So I goggle it and find out its a kinda racist word Italians use etc.
Lets just see how this holds up to scrutiny.
"Someone told you", really, someone told you what it meant BEFORE you had chance to Google it?
You were in your attic room last night when all this happened so who is this person who told you what it meant?
Remember, your "girlfriend" is living in Wales with her parents, you already said that.
Was it one of your parrots that filled you in?