As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be on creatine. To me, being on creatine was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into Species Nutrition for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be taking it. It was on it I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. Creatine wasnt like anything else. I mean, creatine users did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played cards all night, nobody ever called the cops.