Author Topic: Creatine supplement made Elliot Rodger kill - they claim (Read 47972 times)

240 is Back · « **Reply #150 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:03:54 AM »

brilliant work here. Someone do "The Wire"

Tapeworm · « **Reply #151 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:09:03 AM »

Your besht? Loshers whine about doing 'their besht.' Winners go home and take Creatine!

Army of One · « **Reply #152 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:15:01 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 31, 2014, 08:03:54 AM

brilliant work here. Someone do "The Wire"

Quote from: Army of One on May 29, 2014, 01:12:40 PM

Creeeeaaaaatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee

Army of One · « **Reply #153 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:31:44 AM »

SHOW ME THE CREATINE!!!!!

Rambone · « **Reply #154 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:34:19 AM »

Charlie: I'll have what he's having. Hemlock, is it?

Maverick: Creatine.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #155 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:35:58 AM »

God Damn The White Man!!!!

Nails · « **Reply #156 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:49:24 AM »

"Eye Of The Creatine"

Rising up, back on the Squat Rack
Did my time, took my chances
Went the Ass to Grass, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will 36 in Thighs

So many times it happens too fast
You trade your Creatine for BCAA's
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must Squat just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the Creatine
It's the thrill of the Squat
Rising up to the challenge of our Trolls
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the Lockerroom
And he's watching us all with the eye of the Creatine

Army of One · « **Reply #157 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:54:13 AM »

My god, it's not sarcoidosis, it's CREATINE!

Rambone · « **Reply #158 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:02:06 AM »

Japanese submarine slammed two taurine torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian to Laytee, just delivered the bomb. The Creatine bomb. Eleven hundred twinks went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes.

Nails · « **Reply #159 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:02:29 AM »

I just got one thing to say... to my Creatine at home: Yo, Creatine! I DID IT! ....

Rambone · « **Reply #160 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:05:56 AM »

Quote from: Nails on May 31, 2014, 09:02:29 AM

I just got one thing to say... to my Creatine at home: Yo, Creatine! I DID IT! ....

Hahaha! So simple yet so funny

Army of One · « **Reply #161 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:08:38 AM »

Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the weak, the skinny, the fat, in a world of creatine users who operate above the law.

Army of One · « **Reply #162 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:12:04 AM »

Oz, that's the name on the street for the Oswald Maximum Security Penitentiary. Oz is retro, Oz is natural. You wanna punish a man? Separate him from his creatine, separate him from his bowflex, cage him up with his own kind.

Nails · « **Reply #163 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:14:00 AM »

what you talkin bout Creatine

Army of One · « **Reply #164 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:18:08 AM »

In 1972 a creatine commando unit was sent to prison by an athletes rep for creatine they didn't preload. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to The Mirage Hotel. Today, still wanted by the FDA, they survive as soldiers for Creatine. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you have creatine, maybe you can hire the C-Team.

Megalodon · « **Reply #165 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:23:43 AM »

Is this the Cell_Tech?
Is this just an off-brand?
Caught in a Max Muscle
No escape from physiology
Open your mouth
Scoop up the creat' and see
I'm just a huge wreck, I got no cash on me
Because I'm G4P, kidney blown
Systolic high, test' low
Anyways, the store's closed, and creatine really matter to me, to me

Army of One · « **Reply #166 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:25:18 AM »

Jessie: Muscle? MUSCLE??! There's never any time to train! I don't have time to train! I'll never get into IFBB! I'll let everyone down! I'm so confused

Zack: Everything will be all right, just calm down, OK?

Jessie: You're right! Everything will be OK. I just need some of this!

Zack: Powder?? You mean you really are taking creatine?!

Jessie: I need it! I need it Zack I HAVE TO BENCH 300!

Zack: Jessie! You can't BENCH tonight!

Jessie: Yes I can! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO ... (sob) .... SCARED! (Cries)

Zack: Jessie, hey don't be scared. Listen, we'll get through this. Remember that time when we snuck out to see Kai Greenes private posing, riding home on our bikes, it was so dark - we were scared. C'mon.

Rambone · « **Reply #167 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:31:22 AM »

John McClane: These guys are mostly European judging by their thong labels and creatine. They're pre-loaded and very slick.

Sergeant Al Powell: Well, now, how do you know that?

John McClane: I've seen enough phony German Creapure in my time to recognize that the ones they have cost a fortune. Add all that up, I don't know what the fuck it means, but you got some pre-loaded perpetrators and they're here to stay.

Sergeant Al Powell: I hear ya, partner. And L.A.'s finest are on it.

Nails · « **Reply #168 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:33:48 AM »

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Creatine home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Creatine joined in later. And six months ago, when Creatine introduced me to you guys BCAA and Glutamine , I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more supplaments to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the gym together, in Las Vegas, looking for jay cutler and wiggs. So tonight, I make a toast!

Schnauzer · « **Reply #169 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:34:10 AM »

Eliot opened the box

_aj_ · « **Reply #170 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:42:12 AM »

Quote from: Megalodon on May 31, 2014, 09:23:43 AM

Is this the Cell_Tech?
Is this just an off-brand?
Caught in a Max Muscle
No escape from physiology
Open your mouth
Scoop up the creat' and see
I'm just a huge wreck, I got no cash on me
Because I'm G4P, kidney blown
Systolic high, test' low
Anyways, the store's closed, and creatine really matter to me, to me

Brilliant.

Rambone · « **Reply #171 on:** May 31, 2014, 10:11:29 AM »

What ever happened to effervescent creatine?
MuscleMag, Goatboy, bodybuilding on TV?
You miss your old familiar schmoes, but
waiting to wrestle in room 7 by the ice machine.....

Thteven · « **Reply #172 on:** May 31, 2014, 11:59:04 AM »

"Never stop loading until the loading phase is done".

Excellent thread guys.

Nails · « **Reply #173 on:** May 31, 2014, 12:51:47 PM »

Jay Cutler - "ronnie is 100% beatable"

Ronnie Coleman - " I say Jay Cutler is Smoking Creatine, he aint in his right mind"

Shawn Ray -" Oh Ronnie"

Rambone · « **Reply #174 on:** May 31, 2014, 02:54:45 PM »

Rambo: Baker Team. They're all dead, sir.

Trautman: Not Delmar Berry, he made it.

Rambo: Berry's gone too Sir.

Trautman: How?

Rambo: Got himself killed in 'Nam, didn't even know it. Liquid creatine ate him down to the bone.

Trautman: I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Rambo: I'm the last one Sir.