Top 3 urinal nightmares:
1. Borderline circle jerk with high potential for eye to eye and eye to cock contact.
![](http://i.imgur.com/nnQqVdP.jpg)
2. On gameday, shoulder to shoulder with no dividers and the appear of cold metal would make any man's unit shrink to Genova proportions.
![](http://www.ingeniumproductions.com/minnesota/images/update11/100_4872.jpg)
3. A guy sending the Browns to the Super Bowl at the urinal right next to you (rare)
![](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ZnpqWfDsqCk/TMWLwnASZiI/AAAAAAAABPE/He8VJjSg5PQ/s640/VPh_kingpin.jpg)