Author Topic: The Trainer Revealing at the Olympia 2014!  (Read 42871 times)

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2014, 03:09:41 AM »
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Re: August 6...
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2014, 03:13:35 AM »
It's going to be hard to keep this thread on page one, but the great unveiling of the trainer is worth it! We have to give him a shrine for which he can post his pictures and they can receive the adulation that they deserve!

"About 250 at 8% or so at a height of about 6 feet." Such specificity! I am atremble with anticipation.

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2014, 03:17:32 AM »
It's going to be hard to keep this thread on page one, but the great unveiling of the trainer is worth it! We have to give him a shrine for which he can post his pictures and they can receive the adulation that they deserve!

"About 250 at 8% or so at a height of about 6 feet." Such specificity! I am atremble with anticipation.

im 6 ft 3 about 250 at 13 percent according to galeniko

im in the middle of this pic

the guy im stood next to is 6 ft and about 200

the out of shape guy is 5 ft 11 about 260lbs

the trainer would dwarf me and I dwarf 99 percent of people

guy is almost pro size
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Re: August 6...
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2014, 03:20:09 AM »
im 6 ft 3 about 250 at 13 percent according to galeniko

im in the middle of this pic

the guy im stood next to is 6 ft and about 200

the out of shape guy is 5 ft 11 about 260lbs

the trainer would dwarf me and I dwarf 99 percent of people

guy is almost pro size

Sit down, rookie! The trainer will be here soon!

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2014, 03:22:10 AM »
im 6 ft 3 about 250 at 13 percent according to galeniko

im in the middle of this pic

the guy im stood next to is 6 ft and about 200

the out of shape guy is 5 ft 11 about 260lbs

the trainer would dwarf me and I dwarf 99 percent of people

guy is almost pro size

Nice shirt, wish I had one

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2014, 07:14:23 AM »
Getbig is going to have its best month ever..... August 2014

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2014, 07:16:31 AM »
It's going to be hard to keep this thread on page one, but the great unveiling of the trainer is worth it! We have to give him a shrine for which he can post his pictures and they can receive the adulation that they deserve!

"About 250 at 8% or so at a height of about 6 feet." Such specificity! I am atremble with anticipation.

Haha yes

He's also going to Las Vegas "around" August 6 for "about one to two weeks".

Because lots of people plan vacations like that.

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2014, 07:22:10 AM »
Haha yes

He's also going to Las Vegas "around" August 6 for "about one to two weeks".

Because lots of people plan vacations like that.

Of course, as is his wont to only train with an intensity that mere mortals couldn't possibly comprehend, I grow ever fearful that he will injure himself prior to this unveiling and the world will be forever denied their view of his magnificence.

He currently damaged his back and is wisely treating it with a heating pad to "decrease the inflammation". Only a true "trainer" would have such voluminous knowledge of human anatomy to dare to try something so counter-intuitive.

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2014, 07:36:10 AM »
Of course, as is his wont to only train with an intensity that mere mortals couldn't possibly comprehend, I grow ever fearful that he will injure himself prior to this unveiling and the world will be forever denied their view of his magnificence.

He currently damaged his back and is wisely treating it with a heating pad to "decrease the inflammation". Only a true "trainer" would have such voluminous knowledge of human anatomy to dare to try something so counter-intuitive.

Word on the street is that "the trainer" (self taught; no college) is also going to spend more time "warming up" and "stretching" his world-class lower back (PRIOR to training it)


He is thinking WAY outside of the box.

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2014, 07:39:01 AM »
Word on the street is that "the trainer" (self taught; no college) is also going to spend more time "warming up" and "stretching" his world-class lower back (PRIOR to training it)


He is thinking WAY outside of the box.

Fuck...I need to write this gold down...

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2014, 07:43:54 AM »
im 6 ft 3 about 250 at 13 percent according to galeniko

im in the middle of this pic

the guy im stood next to is 6 ft and about 200

the out of shape guy is 5 ft 11 about 260lbs

the trainer would dwarf me and I dwarf 99 percent of people

guy is almost pro size
You look great! That at 6'3". 

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Re: August 6...
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2014, 09:20:44 AM »
...is going to be epic here on GB!



Foozles head about to explode...

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Strained Trapezius Solution: August 6th @ Las Vegas is still on!
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2014, 08:07:55 AM »
Trainer--- wear one of these ice packs for at least an hour a day. You're only 2.5 weeks out.



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Countdown to August 6 - Trainer Exposed
« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2014, 06:14:19 AM »
In less than 72 hours, Trainer will be on location, posting pics online from a Las Vegas hotel room.

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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2014, 06:17:37 AM »
tick,tock,tick,tock,tick,tock.........

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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #40 on: August 03, 2014, 06:18:50 AM »
I have taken a vacation day in anticipation.

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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2014, 07:06:06 AM »
tick,tock,tick,tock,tick,tock.........

Hopefully you are alive to witness the event.

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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #42 on: August 03, 2014, 07:21:41 AM »



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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2014, 07:34:57 AM »
I have my kleenex at the ready!

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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2014, 07:48:15 AM »
My cock is already in-hand. The rest of the house is covered in plastic sheeting.

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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2014, 07:53:42 AM »
My body is ready



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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2014, 08:21:52 AM »
why pictures from a hotel room cant we just go to the hotel website and watch the pictures of their rooms directly  ???

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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2014, 09:35:24 AM »
Yes we are very close now.

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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2014, 11:15:54 AM »
I have faith in the trainer and have grown to love his posting style

A lot of getbig twinks and permabulkers shall be shat on that day
Shut it Joon.

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Re: ---Countdown to August 6---
« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2014, 11:19:21 AM »
Trainer will just be another build that shits on your bloated waist and crater face
shut it joon.