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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2014, 09:28:49 AM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on July 18, 2014, 09:04:09 AM
I think my outfit choice will play a big role in preventing any homosex advances towards me this weekend. I'm thinking I'll wear my Tapout shirt, so they know I am a strong man and will not be dominated.
Nothing says "take me down and hold me in the north/south position for 15 minutes" like a Tapout shirt. 8)
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2014, 09:45:56 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on July 18, 2014, 09:16:22 AM

Wrong move.


...someone might try to put you in a rear naked choke hold.

was OMR invited?
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2014, 09:53:09 AM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on July 18, 2014, 09:04:09 AM
I think my outfit choice will play a big role in preventing any homosex advances towards me this weekend. I'm thinking I'll wear my Tapout shirt, so they know I am a strong man and will not be dominated.
LOL, those shirts are the clown's outfit these days. be an adult, wear adult clothing. 8)
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2014, 09:59:12 AM »
Quote from: mik1111 on July 18, 2014, 09:53:09 AM
LOL, those shirts are the clown's outfit these days. be an adult, wear adult clothing. 8)


No shit you fucking idiot.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2014, 10:15:29 AM »
touched a nerve. sorry ;D
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2014, 11:14:27 AM »
Quote from: mik1111 on July 18, 2014, 09:53:09 AM
LOL, those shirts are the clown's outfit these days. be an adult, wear adult clothing. 8)


Are there things "milk111dicks"?
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2014, 11:53:18 AM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on July 18, 2014, 11:14:27 AM
Are there things "milk111dicks"?

Foozle's attack radar is usually pretty accurate. There must be things...
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2014, 08:40:11 AM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on July 17, 2014, 10:04:59 PM

Yes it's simply a mathematical/statistical issue. I have nothing against gay people I just don't happen to have many in my social or professional circles for some reason. Perhaps I should acquire more gay friends.

Friends are friends, LOL!

If you get drunk, pass out, and subsequently wake up with a sore asshole and bad taste in the mouth..... please keep it to yourself. :)

Sure: It'll be a funny Y-board story but you'll never live it down, LOL!
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2014, 09:43:02 PM »
Update:

I'll keep it short and sweet since  it's late and I'm tired.

I got pretty drunk and may have made some regretful decisions at the pool party. I've decided to take a few weeks vacation to San Francisco to "find myself." That's all I can say for now.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2014, 12:49:28 AM »
I wonder how long until we see Chiro in a bunny suit
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2014, 06:02:38 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 21, 2014, 12:49:28 AM
I wonder how long until we see Chiro in a bunny suit
PM for pics.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2014, 06:18:24 AM »
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2014, 09:33:37 PM »
Party was actually a blast. Tons of babes there but didn't matter since I brought my own  sand to the beach girlfriend.  >:(

The gay couple was pretty cool/normal/never tried any homosex on me so things went smooth.

I would go back again.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2014, 04:42:36 AM »
Quote from: Big Chiro Flex on July 21, 2014, 09:33:37 PM
Party was actually a blast. Tons of babes there but didn't matter since I brought my own  sand to the beach girlfriend.  >:(

The gay couple was pretty cool/normal/never tried any homosex on me so things went smooth.

I would go back again.

You're falling into a trap - they always spring the spontaneous homosex on the next trip since your guard will be down.

Avoid another visit if possible, but if that's not feasible, increase the salmon to 4lbs.
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Re: Going to a pool party this weekend at a gay couples house.
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2014, 06:01:42 AM »
Translation-he's gay and he liked it.
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