The diference between the British and Americans

[thegamechanger]

there's some funny guys that come outta britain but seinfeld still beats them all.

[Thick Nick]

We have teeth. Seriously WTF is up with the lack of dentistry over there. Like WOW.

[Simple Simon]

there's some funny guys that come outta britain but seinfeld still beats them all.

If you mean Seinfeld the series you can credit Larry David for that.

[thegamechanger]

If you mean Seinfeld the series you can credit Larry David for that.

who is american.

[bradistani]

penis size... according to this scientific chart

[The Ugly]

penis size... according to this scientific chart

How many dicks you gotta measure to get an average?

And where do they hold such an event?

[Radical Plato]

I hate to break it to you, cupcake, but our inexorable Muslim hordes are coming to conquer your cherished Australia next. Allahu Akbar!

We are to racist to let that happen. (plus we don't listen to our politicians, we know what Islam is all about) Hope this helps.  

[Master Blaster]

The idea that someone from Chicago is like someone from Briton...

I just can't...

Just so wrong

[_aj_]

He stopped responding when he realized that I am in fact in the state he proposed we meet

not only that but in the county  

over PM he said that he wanted to meet and throw hands and to meet him _______

thinking i was anywhere in the world. but i'm right there where he mentioned, by chance, or karma

i happen to be 15 minutes from there, that is where i am in the states now

so he has my actual address, the address of my gym here,  and he's either gonna show up at 9:30 or not

i'm going to have a tinder whore over

and you know what we don't need to "throw hands"

if he actually is 250 lbs and 8% great, we can make a video and he wins

and we can still throw hands and i'll then face fuck the tinder whore and make her spit my cum into his eye after i tie him up and drive him back to his moms where i'll make her lick his eyeballs as we watch david lynch movies on re run and i furiously jerk off while wearing a horse mask

you hear that trainer? you little  bitch. this is your SECOND time. if you miss here, then at olympia, then i am going to out you as bluto

which i already know you are

end novel

So, was there a trainer sighting?

[Lexus II]

What is the point of the UK forum if your just going to post this stuff here.  I thought the UK forum was created to give the UK posters a place to circle jerk each other and talk about David Beckham.  Why not start this thread on the UK forum?  Have things gone down hill there so quickly? 

[anabolichalo]

british men must have very high DHT levels to not be turned off by those nasty whores

[2Thick]

The Brits did give us metal.

The Godfathers:

Before Eddie, Randy, and Yngwie, there was Ritchie:

Besides Rob Halford, Bruce Dickinson, et al, I always thought Ian Gillan was a very underrated vocalist:

I always liked European metal a little more than American metal - that was why I liked Ronnie Dio better than most American metalists - he was very "European" in his music and lyrics IMO.

[bigmc]

can i point out to the idiots

that are taking this thread seriously and getting into death threat mode again

chill the fuck out

its called having a laugh ffs 

[Roger Bacon]

british men must have very high DHT levels to not be turned off by those nasty whores

lol

[Nirvana]

Here in Appalachia we are just Scottish people.

[Ron Harrigan]

Nothing like Pommy juice for disease prevention.

[monstermunch]

british men must have very high DHT levels to not be turned off by those nasty whores

You shag Zulu warrior prostitutes 

[Roger Bacon]

lol... No more national sovereignty, hello New World Order  

EXCLUSIVE: FBI agents to guard UK airports against jihadi fanatics

DOZENS of FBI agents are to be posted at UK ­airports amid fears that Britain’s anti-terrorism efforts are failing to keep track of jihadi fanatics.
By: Caroline Wheeler & Amardeep Bassey
Published: Sun, August 24, 2014



Read more: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/502667/FBI-agents-guard-UK-airports-against-jihadi-fanatics


Dnfrango H
This intolerable situation proves without a doubt, that the "Free Movement" of people within our "Open Borders" is an ABSOLUTE ,CATASTROPHIC , FAILURE...!
The Swiss seem to be doing OK,after banning immigration from the EUSSR .
Reply
+4

   
gwizz
They should also do checks on staff at airports, cant remember the last time i saw a white British border officer at Heathrow , Or even someone white and British working at Heathrow . Definate security risk
Reply
+4

   
srbmsun
If the government agencies are unable to keep terrorists at bay, and incapable of protecting the population, then the government has the absolute responsibility to amend the laws and allow the citizenry to carry firearms to protect themselves, just as Americans have the right to self-defence. The terrorists have weapons. We are sitting ducks. As a British citizen, you have the right to die, and do it quietly.