In all fairness, if offered the choice of joining IS or the US military I'd deffo go down the IS route.You've got to have some standards.
If you go IS and come to the US, I will give you the GetBig brother discount of a bullet behind the ear rather than the full skinning and pinning that I will do to your brothers.Fucking ISIS are amateurs compared to what enraged Americans are capable of.
Mods, help! I'm being e-bullied.
Haha! Maybe a good stiff scotch first!
Hes former Brit military brah. Hes fucking with you.
megalolz
Ha, I was hoping to get a rise out of you or other US mil. Instead I got a man in expensive cowboy boots threatening to shoot me in the face.Oh, and I'm still in the Army.