All that padding they use in American Football is exceedingly gay
If one of your twink soccer boys took just one hit from an NFL guy, even a third string player, that little fairy would be in a coma for life.
Don't ever forget this before you define American Football as gay.
And why do soccer players fall on the ground and act like such bitches from not even being touched? The lack of respect I have being such a bitch just makes that I will never like that game.
So go put your tutu on, prepare your finger snacks as surely you have game to watch that will, (wait for it...) end is 0-0 or some shit like that.