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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2014, 07:40:57 AM »
some people are built to hold fat.   Some people are handsome or beautiful while being 50 pounds overweight.  Others gain 25 pounds and look like absolute shit.

Jen love hewitt is a skinny ectomorph with small bones and narrow shoulders (no heath). 

she isn't *that* overweight there, but looks like shit.   Put that much overweight on J-lo and we're stabbing our mothers in the eye with her own femur bone for a chance to dig through puffy's dumpster for J-lo's used feminine products. 

Need exact coordinates of this dumpster. Stat!

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2014, 07:46:53 AM »
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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2014, 07:47:09 AM »
some people are built to hold fat.   Some people are handsome or beautiful while being 50 pounds overweight.  Others gain 25 pounds and look like absolute shit.

Right on.  Some women carry it, some get fat armpits.  Fat armpits.  Is she not paying someone to be the 'Do not wear that anywhere!' person.


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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2014, 10:48:08 AM »
Going hard for extra mass for Olympia 15



She used to have a great rack. :'(

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2014, 10:48:47 AM »
Whale.

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2014, 10:50:50 AM »
some people are built to hold fat.   Some people are handsome or beautiful while being 50 pounds overweight.  Others gain 25 pounds and look like absolute shit.

Jen love hewitt is a skinny ectomorph with small bones and narrow shoulders (no heath). 

she isn't *that* overweight there, but looks like shit.   Put that much overweight on J-lo and we're stabbing our mothers in the eye with her own femur bone for a chance to dig through puffy's dumpster for J-lo's used feminine products. 

True true

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2014, 10:52:45 AM »
Why even show up at a public appearance looking like that? Seriously?

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2014, 10:53:01 AM »
you throw 20 more pounds on this frame and it might actually become MORE hittable.  

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2014, 10:56:39 AM »
Going hard for extra mass for Olympia 15


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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2014, 10:57:09 AM »
Why even show up at a public appearance looking like that? Seriously?

Jason Blaha level of delusional I suppose

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2014, 11:17:58 AM »
Yikes...

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2014, 11:18:10 AM »
That pic is seriously cringe worthy.
Every celebrity should have one really good friend that will flat tell them the truth before they ever leave the house looking like that.

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2014, 11:20:59 AM »
Yuck!
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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2014, 11:33:26 AM »

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2014, 11:36:17 AM »


Damn, if Shizzo is going to react like that he should just start drinking again.

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2014, 11:48:58 AM »

wtf the living room is littered with broken down recliners and a futon ,,,I think they were playing candyland to boot,,,

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2014, 11:51:12 AM »

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2014, 11:55:59 AM »
Would still do her - bet her ass is humongous now  :P
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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2014, 12:29:19 PM »
Yes you can have Nicky Minaj and the rest .


Yo me quedo aqui .



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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2014, 02:40:37 PM »
Looks like she's going for the I DREAM OF GENIE look

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2014, 02:42:02 PM »
This

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2014, 03:22:50 PM »
This

She was the bomb - loved her in "zero gravity flute lander".
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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #47 on: December 09, 2014, 03:25:53 PM »

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2014, 03:26:42 PM »
She used to make me feel "warm down there" when I was a kid ;)

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Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Offseason
« Reply #49 on: December 09, 2014, 03:28:35 PM »