why are they always exactly 280lbs?
Nutrient timing. Semen is viable for up to 1.261274912 hours after it leaves the schmoe's penis. It was discovered that the use of FapperWare ( a subsidiary of TupperWare) extends this viability another 3.2449494 hours so that champions like that fellow can rest assured of a constant source of schmoetein rich semen throughout their long, lazyazz workless day even if their head schmoe is unable to produce another load of the viscuous fluid of flexing. 'n' sheit.
Yeah. I despise the majority of today's bodybuilders.