once again a so called "alpha male" has an emotional meltdown

[devilsmile]

Grown men taking selfies in the gym is more Beta than the hover hand...You want a picture of yourself pumped up in the gym, put your arm around a girl and have someone take the picture...Or get a home gym and take all the selfies you want...

How about a man eating ice cream with a small spoon under a hot summer sun outside of the mall, is that beta?

[Waller]

How about a man eating ice cream with a small spoon under a hot summer sun outside of the mall, is that beta?

Sounds pretty fucking sweet to me!

[The Abdominal Snoman]

How about a man eating ice cream with a small spoon under a hot summer sun outside of the mall, is that beta?

[devilsmile]

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are you saying u have to have at least 18" pythons with proportioned body in general to go with them in order not be a beta eating ice cream while enjoying the hot summer sun outside the mall?

[The Abdominal Snoman]

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are you saying u have to have at least 18" pythons with proportioned body in general to go with them in order not be a beta eating ice cream while enjoying the hot summer sun outside the mall?

Yes...As long as you don't shave your 4arms...

[Papper]

well known fact, the admired alpha men of society regurarly come to schmoe forums to look at men in thongs show off their dominance to other anonymous online posters

the most alpha move of all is creating a emotional farewell thread to test how many   you get from your online friends

[devilsmile]

Yes...As long as you don't shave your 4arms...

I have a lean mean physique, or a twink frame, skinny whatever.

If I did the same thing and just minding my own business, maybe giving my phone number to the ice cream sales girl, what would that make me?

[The Abdominal Snoman]

I have a lean mean physique, or a twink frame, skinny whatever.

If I did the same thing and just minding my own business, maybe giving my phone number to the ice cream sales girl, what would that make me?

I would go with Beta. Only because a beta would give his number to a girl. And an alpha would get her number. The Alpha doesn't wait for phone calls. He does everything on his terms...

[Army of One]

well known fact, the admired alpha men of society regurarly come to schmoe forums to look at men in thongs show off their dominance to other anonymous online posters

the most alpha move of all is creating a emotional farewell thread to test how many   you get from your online friends

Haha, are you suggesting BigMc sits at home wearing a pink thong while singing along to Barbara Streisand with his high pitch voice, Papper?

[ChristopherA]

Alpha, alpha, alpha! Beta, beta, beta! Fucking boring. This board is the only place I hear these terms. Guess I'm just a big ole beta twink

[devilsmile]

I would go with Beta. Only because a beta would give his number to a girl. And an alpha would get her number. The Alpha doesn't wait for phone calls. He does everything on his terms...

I meant take HER number, yes.

So am I still a beta  

god damn it, I ruined it!

If I said "take her number", would I have been alpha, regardelss of my natural ecto frame and all?

[thebrink]

I would go with Beta. Only because a beta would give his number to a girl. And an alpha would get her number. The Alpha doesn't wait for phone calls. He does everything on his terms...

This is factually accurate

[ChristopherA]

I meant take HER number, yes.

So am I still a beta  

god damn it, I ruined it!

If I said "take her number", would I have been alpha, regardelss of my natural ecto frame and all?

Devilsmile smashes mad quality pussy. Rendering the alpha/beta thing a moot point. AND he's a twink.

[King Shizzo]

i think happiness is the top achievment in life

rare is the man that is truly happy with his lot

Bigmc must have had Chinese for dinner again.

[Palpatine Q]

there are no alphas on here

we are all idiots arguing over petty bullshit

and i include myself in that

groink once said it best we are all wallowing in the shit

its cringeworthy but strangely entertaining

this.

I've never called myself an "alpha"  i think the word is corny as fuck.

I have called myself a retard, moron, schmuck, douchebag..just like everyone else that posts here.

it's the Army of one's, and ND's of the world that make me laugh. they keep score, god FORBID they ever admit they might have been wrong...and go for the jugular over every little thing.  it's comical

Me...I'm like "who gives a fuck, it's a stupid forum"

because "winning" is all they have here. they are anonymous nobodies who think their constant barrage of "words" gives them cred.


i'm 225 pounds of chiseled muscle...I win without saying a fkng word

[King Shizzo]

I am not going to lie, I enjoy the drama that comes around here from time to time. This forum is nothing more than an Internet soap opera, with a bodybuilding and fitness backdrop.

It should be called: Ron, and All His Children.

Does anyone have the pic of Ron breastfeeding me? 

[King Shizzo]

[ChristopherA]

this.

I've never called myself an "alpha"  i think the word is corny as fuck.

I have called myself a retard, moron, schmuck, douchebag..just like everyone else that posts here.

it's the Army of one's, and ND's of the world that make me laugh. they keep score, god FORBID they ever admit they might have been wrong...and go for the jugular over every little thing.  it's comical

Me...I'm like "who gives a fuck, it's a stupid forum"

because "winning" is all they have here. they are anonymous nobodies who think their constant barrage of "words" gives them cred.


i'm 225 pounds of chiseled muscle...I win without saying a fkng word

BOOM! Thank you, Groinkster. A voice of reason, who gives a fuck about this noise

[devilsmile]

this.

I've never called myself an "alpha"  i think the word is corny as fuck.

I have called myself a retard, moron, schmuck, douchebag..just like everyone else that posts here.

it's the Army of one's, and ND's of the world that make me laugh. they keep score, god FORBID they ever admit they might have been wrong...and go for the jugular over every little thing.  it's comical

Me...I'm like "who gives a fuck, it's a stupid forum"

because "winning" is all they have here. they are anonymous nobodies who think their constant barrage of "words" gives them cred.


i'm 225 pounds of chiseled muscle...I win without saying a fkng word

I agree with this. Bigmc said it best, this Place is cringworthy and strangely entertaining.

 I was away from this Place for a year and came back and thought I could keep it sane. But it didn't work. Suddenly I care about almost all of the traffic here and I have opinions on everything. It's like a drug, you can switch off from the real world.

[Walter Sobchak]

That defines cringeworthy.

What the F?

[King Shizzo]

That defines cringeworthy.

What the F?

Nah, its stuff like that, which makes this place great.

[devilsmile]

this is cringeworthy

[King Shizzo]

I love the fact that he has nose hairs coming half an inch out of his nose.

You would think a stud of this magnitude would not overlook such a thing.

And this dude was a mod on the training board 

At least I was smart enough to ask to mod sections here that weren't bodybuilding related.

 One Day I May................

[The Abdominal Snoman]

I meant take HER number, yes.

So am I still a beta  

god damn it, I ruined it!

If I said "take her number", would I have been alpha, regardelss of my natural ecto frame and all?

Yes. Full Alpha. Many skinny Alpha's walk the planet.

[forillagorilla]

Men who workout to build muscles are typically beta.

OR maybe it's the flabby turds that are so jealous of muscular men that are Betards