Author Topic: Could Goodrum be made in to a movie? (Read 4830 times)

Army of One · « **on:** April 24, 2015, 10:00:50 PM »

I was just thinking, 10 years on and I'm still not tired of hearing about this clown, nor can I believe he's real.In the style of Borat, The Dictator, Bruno etc, do you think the entertainment is there to make a movie on Goodrum?Maybe more documentary style? What are some scenes you can imagine being in this Movie?

SF1900 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:02:38 PM »

Obviously, his intimate relationships outside of GB have to be an integral part of the movie.

The incident where DA spit on him has to also be included.

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:04:47 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on April 24, 2015, 10:02:38 PM

Obviously, his intimate relationships outside of GB have to be an integral part of the movie.

The incident where DA spit on him has to also be included.

Yes, also his battles with Keith would be a large focus, Vince pulling out his voodoo doll and pins every night would get a laugh

The Ugly · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:06:05 PM »

Again? What was wrong with the first one?

ritch · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:06:28 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on April 24, 2015, 10:00:50 PM

I was just thinking, 10 years on and I'm still not tired of hearing about this clown, nor can I believe he's real.In the style of Borat, The Dictator, Bruno etc, do you think the entertainment is there to make a movie on Goodrum?Maybe more documentary style? What are some scenes you can imagine being in this Movie?

LOL!
I would test the market by trying to sell t shirts first.

Skeletor · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:07:45 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on April 24, 2015, 10:02:38 PM

Obviously, his intimate relationships outside of GB have to be an integral part of the movie.

The incident where DA spit on him has to also be included.

That scene would be shot with multiple angles in slow motion, maybe even in 3D.

Army of One · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:07:50 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on April 24, 2015, 10:06:05 PM

Again? What was wrong with the first one?

Didn't precious know she was a fat, social outcast?

Army of One · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:08:44 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on April 24, 2015, 10:07:45 PM

That scene would be shot with multiple angles in slow motion, maybe even in 3D.

Bullet time, ala Matrix style around the spit as it approaches Goodrum would be a master stroke

The Ugly · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:13:21 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on April 24, 2015, 10:07:50 PM

Didn't precious know she was a fat, social outcast?

Historical fiction. Reality just too unrealistic here - audiences simply wouldn't buy it.

SF1900 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:19:38 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on April 24, 2015, 10:07:45 PM

That scene would be shot with multiple angles in slow motion, maybe even in 3D.

haha, that would be so epic.

Army of One · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:23:14 PM »

Maybe a dancing scene, like the end of Napoleon Dynamite, to the tune 'just got paid' when Vince gets his first 5 cent affiliate marketing cheque

Henda · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:25:34 PM »

Most of the film would just be a fat lazy darkie lying around in a fly, rat and roache infested trailer

Army of One · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:26:53 PM »

Quote from: bass generator on April 24, 2015, 10:25:34 PM

Most of the film would just be a fat lazy darkie lying around in a fly, rat and roache infested trailer

The film could just be seen through the eyes of his delusions, much like his posts here

Rambone · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2015, 03:25:26 AM »

I wonder if he's ever considered a career as a jamboy. Great pay and benefits. A little degrading plus you have to supply your own jam, but it's a satisfying job knowing you're keeping the flies away while the rich, white folk play 18 holes fly-free.

che · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2015, 06:27:15 AM »

Soundtrack for the movie

The great pretender

Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own.......
........................ ...........

Yes I'm the great pretender
Just laughin' and gay like the clown
I seem to be what I'm not, you see

el numero uno · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2015, 06:31:47 AM »

Poor Vince, he's mentally ill but too delusional to see it. $:-\$ But hey, he seems to be happy, and he's a cool guy, despite all the lies.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2015, 10:38:48 AM »

Quote from: el numero uno on April 25, 2015, 06:31:47 AM

Poor Vince, he's mentally ill but too delusional to see it. $:-\$ But hey, he seems to be happy, and he's a cool guy, despite all the lies.

Goodrum is cool, but mostly when he is ordered to retrieve frozen foods from the freezer of the Walmart where he works.

BB · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2015, 10:57:35 AM »

I personally would love to see a remake of Smokey & The Bandit with Vince and Vissy as the Bandit and Cledus. They could be two wild and crazy guys trying to move a load of magic stick enhanced bee pollen east of the Mississippi. Along the way they could pick Booty as she's pursued by Vince B & Lee Priest in the role of Buford T Justice and son.

Maybe get (a hologram) Keith and Coach to play Big Enos and Little Enos....

It could work.

Rambone · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2015, 12:24:38 PM »

The Ugly · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2015, 12:40:52 PM »

Guess we're pretty Klumped out by now, but ...

HTexan · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2015, 05:04:34 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on April 24, 2015, 10:00:50 PM

I was just thinking, 10 years on and I'm still not tired of hearing about this clown, nor can I believe he's real.In the style of Borat, The Dictator, Bruno etc, do you think the entertainment is there to make a movie on Goodrum?Maybe more documentary style? What are some scenes you can imagine being in this Movie?

is there a movie called " ugly twinks" ?

AlphaGyno · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2015, 06:37:48 PM »

Its essentially the movie "I am Sam", just replace the tards daughter with vissy.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2015, 07:06:12 PM »

Goodrum could be made into a movie for sure...But for it to really bring in the big numbers, Producers will need to bring in Vissy as his lovable sidekick...

thegamechanger · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2015, 01:12:34 AM »

id like to see him in master of the universe as a black he-man

calfzilla · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2015, 01:14:45 AM »

Yes because he is actually serious with all the stuff he says.
He would first make a good snl character and then hit the big screen.