Author Topic: Emma Watson crosses paths with Shizzo  (Read 6932 times)

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Re: Emma Watson crosses paths with Shizzo
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2015, 05:07:29 PM »
This is actually real and not Photoshopped



That's fucking hilarious!

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Re: Emma Watson crosses paths with Shizzo
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2015, 03:45:19 AM »
Poor guy, for so many reasons.  :(

The dragon shirt is not that bad though, it sure is nicer than those t-shirts with a large wolf howling at the moon.

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Re: Emma Watson crosses paths with Shizzo
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2015, 04:31:54 AM »
Decent ass for a skinny girl





Love her...

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Re: Emma Watson crosses paths with Shizzo
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2015, 05:23:26 AM »
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I would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss, gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt. Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and cannibalizing on my climbing partner to survive with 10,000 volt shock-clamps attached to my nipples just to have a 1% chance to be able to eat a crusty piece of dried vaginal secretion from a pair of her 6-year-old panties that had never been washed.

Maybe you exaggerate, just maybe.

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Re: Emma Watson crosses paths with Shizzo
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2015, 11:06:01 AM »
Maybe you exaggerate, just maybe.
I STOPPED AT 'I WOULD STRANGLE A MOOSE'

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Re: Emma Watson crosses paths with Shizzo
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2015, 11:10:41 AM »
Ya know, I do find Emma seriously attractive, but these past two years I have come to see her as a broad who would simply ruin a man's life. The endless horseshit, drama and arguments she'd likely spark would render any attempt at a relationship not close to being worth it.

The funny thing is, if the dude asking for the autograph was some 6'2 athlete-looking guy with a handsome face, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts Emma would have made time to stop and make chit-chat for a minute or two.

As with most, her celebrity has gone to her head, it would seem.  

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Re: Emma Watson crosses paths with Shizzo
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2015, 11:10:58 AM »
Poor guy

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Re: Emma Watson crosses paths with Shizzo
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2015, 11:13:32 AM »
What sort of loser would want HER autograph?

LOL, is that really Shizzo?
Is he sniffing the pen after she touched it or is he crying?