Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman

[indie-lad]

Wouldn't hit it.  She has Herpes.

Given to her by Jeter.

In fact, he gave it just about all his girlfriends, Jessica Biel included.

[thegamechanger]

yes because i wrote the article for forbes

[2Thick]

There's a difference between

"America's richest self made woman"

and

"America's richest self made women".

[bigkid]

There's a difference between

"America's richest self made woman"

and

"America's richest self made women".

Bingo!

[Pray_4_War]

In her prime I would have no problem hitting it raw and letting her infect me with herpes.  I'd eat that ass like a Thanksgiving Day turkey.

Now she's kinda meh.

[thegamechanger]

so i make another thread to push pictures of jessica alba and instead you bitch about her not being oprah? you would prefer i make this another thread about a whale.

i shouldve known.

if it aint men in thongs its fat womEn.

i put pictures up of alba and i have people complain about her waist. 

[2Thick]

It's not that big of a deal, Bro.

She's hot, no doubt. Being rich makes her even hotter. Post up more pics.

Hell, I'd fuck and marry Oprah for a few months or Christy Walton for a year or two if I was guaranteed half of their billions once I walked.

[thegamechanger]

[2Thick]

I'm sure I could probably fuck and marry that for at least a month or 2 for half. I'm sure it would be worth the billion or so.

[Pray_4_War]

Is this photo from that movie when she is swimming underwater in the ocean and the camera is trained on her ass.  I loved that scene.

[thegamechanger]

yes into the blue or something that was some great filming in that one

[2Thick]

I liked her in this riveting blockbuster...

[thegamechanger]

[The Ugly]

There's a difference between

"America's richest self made woman"

and

"America's richest self made women".

It's just a letter, dude.

[2Thick]

It's just a letter, dude.

GM, GS, it's only money, dude.

[The Ugly]

GM, GS, it's only money, dude.

One's cars, silly.

[Al Doggity]

It's just a letter, dude.

But the thing is, she doesn't even have that money. This is sort of like how Forbes proclaimed Jay-Z and the Olsen twin billionaires years ago, under the assumption that they would continue to earn at a rate that equaled their best years.  

The valuation for the company is based on the amount of money raised during funding rounds, but those funding rounds dilute her stake in the company. Also, she's one of five founders. I think she will make a decent chunk of change off the company when it goes public, but that number is probably going to be closer to $10-20 mill.

[2Thick]

One's cars, silly.

It's all money to me in my world.

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/Stock/GS?countrycode=US

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/Stock/GM?countrycode=US

[2Thick]

These net worth estimates can be highly flawed with celebs who love to spend money like it's the end of the world anyway.

[The Ugly]

But the thing is, she doesn't even have that money. This is sort of like how Forbes proclaimed Jay-Z and the Olsen twin billionaires years ago, under the assumption that they would continue to earn at a rate that equaled their best years.  

The valuation for the company is based on the amount of money raised during funding rounds, but those funding rounds dilute her stake in the company. Also, she's one of five founders. I think she will make a decent chunk of change off the company when it goes public, but that number is probably going to be closer to $10-20 mill.

Ok. Thing is, I didn't read that shit. A little less than zero interest. Just trolling responses is all.

[bigkid]

These net worth estimates can be highly flawed with celebs who love to spend money like it's the end of the world anyway.

It was like years ago when People magazine was talking about Jessica simpson as a billionaire when her company was approaching a billion in sales.  When in reality she sold her name to the company for a fee and makes a small fraction in royalties.  Still good money, but she'll never be even close to a billionaire.  It's all hype.

[2Thick]

It was like years ago when People magazine was talking about Jessica simpson as a billionaire when her company was approaching a billion in sales.  When in reality she sold her name to the company for a fee and makes a small fraction in royalties.  Still good money, but she'll never be even close to a billionaire.  It's all hype.

Agreed.

And when you see some of these "billionaire" clowns spending $200k a night on drinks and dinner for themselves and their "posses", and also making bad "business deals", you just know it's a matter of time before you start hearing about them having "troubles" eventually.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-05-28/why-jay-z-s-tidal-streaming-music-service-has-been-a-disaster

[Pray_4_War]

Sweet jeezus

[el numero uno]

[The Scott]

Agreed.

And when you see some of these "billionaire" clowns spending $200k a night on drinks and dinner for themselves and their "posses", and also making bad "business deals", you just know it's a matter of time before you start hearing about them having "troubles" eventually.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-05-28/why-jay-z-s-tidal-streaming-music-service-has-been-a-disaster

So Tidal is Jay Z's?  I hope it goes under hard as I despise cRapper's and their rhymes 'n' sheet.  I have several Internet radios throughout my home and listen to a lot of music, primarily Jazz, traditional Pop and Oldies.  I have about 10,000 or so songs on my computers and DAPs including a few iPods.  I also have a lifetime sub to Sirius/XM.

To hades with cRap mogul Jay Z.    Here's to Tidal going down the Tidy Bowl.