Author Topic: Im Moving to Australia to live with Booty (Read 20748 times)

booty · « **Reply #50 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:15:42 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 05, 2015, 07:09:02 AM

Not forgetting the possibility that one of the worlds most venomous creatures may be in your toilet or boots at any given moment

My daughters best friend lives in the bush and there was a big snake hanging around trying to get her kitten and dog. One day the snake was by my daughters foot and her friend told her not to move. But she ran away screaming. They killed the snake after it attacked the friends leg. The nice part is that there are always kangaroos around.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #51 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:18:13 AM »

Quote from: booty on June 05, 2015, 07:15:42 AM

My daughters best friend lives in the bush and there was a big snake hanging around trying to get her kitten and dog. One day the snake was by my daughters foot and her friend told her not to move. But she ran away screaming. They killed the snake after it attacked the friends leg. The nice part is that there are always kangaroos around.

are kangaroos shy towards humans or can you pet them?

booty · « **Reply #52 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:18:31 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on June 05, 2015, 07:14:02 AM

Shitting in the tank takes some getting used to.

Never use a toilet in the outback because there are always snakes coiled around the bowl. It's safer to dig a hole like an abo.

Vince B · « **Reply #53 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:19:09 AM »

Quote from: Howard on June 05, 2015, 07:07:03 AM

I don't know how you folks live down there in Oz.
The toilets flush backwards and GOD knows what prevents you from falling off the earth ?

The Aussie toilets are no worry at all. When Aussies go to America they panic when the toilet water rises and things go swirling around! In Australia everything goes down quickly without coming up first. Much better.

booty · « **Reply #54 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:25:20 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on June 05, 2015, 07:18:13 AM

are kangaroos shy towards humans or can you pet them?

There's a place called cape hillsborough and it's bush leading up to the beach. Kangaroos are used to humans as generation after generation they grow up with people petting them. I have touched a joey in it's mothers pouch. All I got was the roo pulling it's ears back, like it was pissed. I have heard of others getting hurt quite badly by roos but I have never seen it. I love animals and they love me back and I have got very close to goannas, dingos, roos and emu's. Never been hurt from an animal here.

geeizback · « **Reply #55 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:26:11 AM »

Vince - how do Oz and Canadian commodes differ?

Also stairlifts?

Motability scooters?

I'm genuinely interested. Any bicepinator updates too?

booty · « **Reply #56 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:27:02 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 05, 2015, 07:19:34 AM

Has she considered living in a house instead of the bush? No, that is scary stuff. I was recently on a trip to Uganda and I checked my hotel room for a good 15 minutes every night for black mambas lol.

HA HA

they live in a house in the bush

geeizback · « **Reply #57 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:31:11 AM »

booty you wrote

I have touched a joey in it's mothers pouch.

is that a euphemism?

also this

All I got was the roo pulling it's ears back

is that a euphemism too?

enquiring minds need to know.......

Tapeworm · « **Reply #58 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:31:39 AM »

Quote from: booty on June 05, 2015, 07:18:31 AM

Never use a toilet in the outback because there are always snakes coiled around the bowl. It's safer to dig a hole like an abo.

I met a tiger snake last spring. Apparently you're not allowed to kill them and are advised not to try to snare them which leaves strong language as the next best option, and there was plenty of that when I saw him.

geeizback · « **Reply #59 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:34:40 AM »

Skippy the bush kangaroo was pretty impressive in fairness.

although the 'Rolfaroo' with hindsight no to so much.

Do kanga's ever hang out at Lassiters? the Yabbi Creek Surf Club? Bunnies bar (near the hospital)? Or do the bogans/ bikies from by wentworth see them at all?

Also has Angry Anderson calmed down and changed his name to simply 'Anderson' now?

How long do Ranga's last in the outback?

so many questions about Oz i will never know the answers to.........

Tapeworm · « **Reply #60 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:42:05 AM »

Oh great it's Ben Folds.

Howard · « **Reply #61 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:42:44 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 05, 2015, 07:33:26 AM

I bet if Vince went to Cape Hillsborough the kangaroos would commit mass suicide in the sea.

LOL, if was with him, the Koalas would join them.

The Scott · « **Reply #62 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:47:21 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 05, 2015, 07:33:26 AM

I bet if Vince went to Cape Hillsborough the kangaroos would commit mass suicide in the sea.

It would be the 'Roo version of the Lemmings march to the cliffs over the Sea of Suicide. All we can do is marvel at the power of the The Basile.

The Scott · « **Reply #63 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:50:24 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 05, 2015, 07:48:55 AM

Remember that classic line "Vince is so creepy, he made One Direction go in a different direction"

I now need a new lapppppppppppppptopppppp pppp.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #64 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:12:34 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on June 05, 2015, 07:18:13 AM

are kangaroos shy towards humans or can you fuck them?

Jeeeeeesus Christ fitness frenzy...I was on your side a minute ago

Vince B · « **Reply #65 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:22:50 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 05, 2015, 08:12:34 AM

Jeeeeeesus Christ fitness frenzy...I was on your side a minute ago

Lol! Best laugh all day.

The Scott · « **Reply #66 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:33:02 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 05, 2015, 08:12:34 AM

Jeeeeeesus Christ fitness frenzy...I was on your side a minute ago

Just make sure he doesn't have your back. Side.

pedro01 · « **Reply #67 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:42:57 AM »

Quote from: booty on June 05, 2015, 07:15:42 AM

My daughters best friend lives in the bush and there was a big snake hanging around trying to get her kitten and dog. One day the snake was by my daughters foot and her friend told her not to move. But she ran away screaming. They killed the snake after it attacked the friends leg. The nice part is that there are always kangaroos around.

Is it me or does Booty appear to have the attention span of a

Skorp1o · « **Reply #68 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:48:56 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on June 05, 2015, 08:42:57 AM

Is it me or does Booty appear to have the attention span of a

Lately you seem more bitter than the butt juices of a Bangkok tranny...bet you know well how that tastes.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #69 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:51:55 AM »

bigmc · « **Reply #70 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:53:01 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 05, 2015, 08:48:56 AM

Lately you seem more bitter than the butt juices of a Bangkok tranny...bet you know well how that tastes.

he does seem to be lashing out at the world

must have a sore ass

Rimstinger · « **Reply #71 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:53:51 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 05, 2015, 08:48:56 AM

Lately you seem more bitter than the butt juices of a Bangkok tranny...bet you know well how that tastes.

Skorp

Are you saying that Pedro's chin contains "corn residue" from trannies.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #72 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:57:02 AM »

Quote from: Rimstinger on June 05, 2015, 08:53:51 AM

Skorp

Are you saying that Pedro's chin contains "corn residue" from trannies.

You missed a question (?) But to answer your question....if corn is part of a trannies diet then there is high likelihood his chin may test positive.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #73 on:** June 05, 2015, 09:02:04 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on June 05, 2015, 08:53:01 AM

he does seem to be lashing out at the world

must have a sore ass

Knowing his sexual habits he might be on some strong STD anti-biotics...those things make you cranky I hear....especially if trying to clear rectal ghonorea.

bigmc · « **Reply #74 on:** June 05, 2015, 09:03:20 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 05, 2015, 09:02:04 AM

Knowing his sexual habits he might be on some strong STD anti-biotics...those things make you cranky I hear....especially if trying to clear rectal ghonorea.

I think the fact that these trannies are not only smashing his ass to bits

they are out muscling him by 40 or fifty pounds too

is denting his confidence