Author Topic: Hemroids. (Read 8502 times)

gettingbetter · « **Reply #25 on:** June 15, 2015, 06:10:18 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 06:06:17 PM

And in this poor ass area, they would use it too!

But trust me... I was trying to think of some gross prank. Like with the left over water, use it to bake something and then give the goods to someone, watch them eat them and just die inside of pure evilness!!!

Think I will just get a bowl at the $store tomorrow for "short term" use.

ritch · « **Reply #26 on:** June 15, 2015, 06:38:51 PM »

Quote from: gettingbetter on June 15, 2015, 06:10:18 PM

Yes, evil indeed but influenced by the south park episode where Cartman makes chili out of Scot Taylorman's parents. One of the all time funniest episodes.

Not sure if they ever had a hemroid episode?

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #27 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:00:13 PM »

Rubber band method works.

ritch · « **Reply #28 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:13:00 PM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on June 15, 2015, 08:00:13 PM

Rubber band method works.

I read about that. Not a chance! Got my ointment "in me" took my first tab and now I play the waiting game.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #29 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:42:45 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 08:13:00 PM

I read about that. Not a chance! Got my ointment "in me" took my first tab and now I play the waiting game.

GB Warriors Don't Cry

, just chopped off

OBW, Wiggz is male nurse

The Ugly · « **Reply #30 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:09:07 PM »

Have you noticed any blud neer yore anis?

Novena · « **Reply #31 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:20:23 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 09:56:55 AM

Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!
Advice/experiences?

Proctologist...See if he can laser them.

ritch · « **Reply #32 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:45:43 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on June 15, 2015, 10:09:07 PM

Have you noticed any blud neer yore anis?

just once, today. Before using the ointment. Should be ok as my diet is high fiber, I drink 6L water ed, train... I think some badly digested pinneaple is the cause, possible. The stuff comes out bad as when not ripe enough, just does not chew. I usually spit it out, but even if a bit goes down, it causes bad digestion.

ritch · « **Reply #33 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:47:21 PM »

Quote from: Novena on June 15, 2015, 10:20:23 PM

Proctologist...See if he can laser them.

Sounds like a lost day with that option, will do if necessary though, thanks for the actual real reply, lol!

The Ugly · « **Reply #34 on:** June 15, 2015, 11:04:46 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 10:45:43 PM

just once, today. Before using the ointment. Should be ok as my diet is high fiber, I drink 6L water ed, train... I think some badly digested pinneaple is the cause, possible. The stuff comes out bad as when not ripe enough, just does not chew. I usually spit it out, but even if a bit goes down, it causes bad digestion.

Ok, then.

Might wanna stay away from buttsex until we're clear.

(Kidding.

ritch · « **Reply #35 on:** June 15, 2015, 11:07:38 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on June 15, 2015, 11:04:46 PM

Ok, then.

Might wanna stay away from buttsex until we're clear.

( , Kidding.)

Gonna be so horny when I get the green light, hahaha...

Rami · « **Reply #36 on:** June 15, 2015, 11:58:10 PM »

try eat a little bit less salt, and lay off the creatine if you are using

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #37 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:56:11 AM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 09:56:55 AM

Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!

Advice/experiences?

Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.

fold a few slices of toilet paper, put a little water on it. Dry your ass this way. You will not tear the asshole and hemroid so much on using wet toilet paper, compared to using dry toilet paper, which will cause your ass to bleed.

Use dry paper first to remove all shit, then use the wet paper to dry your ass fully.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #38 on:** June 16, 2015, 03:24:23 AM »

Just rub some hot chili powder on to kill those germs

& Wiggz professional opinion is needed

Yamcha · « **Reply #39 on:** June 16, 2015, 04:11:36 AM »

I love it when my anus prolapses

ritch · « **Reply #40 on:** June 16, 2015, 08:17:37 PM »

Applicator went in raw, eventual pullout...

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #41 on:** June 16, 2015, 08:27:07 PM »

.......I'll take Hurricane Beef for $500 Alex.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #42 on:** June 17, 2015, 12:32:45 AM »

Quote from: ritch on June 16, 2015, 08:17:37 PM

Applicator went in raw, eventual pullout...

Still no images

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #43 on:** June 17, 2015, 05:23:18 AM »

There are methods (surgery, lazar, rubber band) but these are rare for dire cases. Just stay the course with the topical treatments. But be prepared it could be several weeks of suffering.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #44 on:** June 17, 2015, 06:40:51 AM »

These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

Waller · « **Reply #45 on:** June 17, 2015, 07:17:49 AM »

Progress pics?

liberty · « **Reply #46 on:** June 17, 2015, 07:19:21 AM »

Just see a doc if possible and have them removed....

ritch · « **Reply #47 on:** June 17, 2015, 10:00:32 AM »

Stuff is working so far!

Not worth seeing a doc for that. Takes half a day as you spend so much time waiting and just don't have the patience unless it's very serious. But 3 weeks of ointment treatment is longer than I thought, was guessing a week. HOpe the tabs accelerate the process.

njflex · « **Reply #48 on:** June 17, 2015, 10:07:21 AM »

Quote from: ritch on June 17, 2015, 10:00:32 AM

Stuff is working so far!

Not worth seeing a doc for that. Takes half a day as you spend so much time waiting and just don't have the patience unless it's very serious. But 3 weeks of ointment treatment is longer than I thought, was guessing a week. HOpe the tabs accelerate the process.

YOU WILL BE FINE I WAS AROUND THAT TIME TO BE COMPLETE HEALED..I DID EVERYTHING I COULD BATH SOAK,OINTMENT ,USED SAME WIPES I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER ,BUT I WAS USING SOME CRAPPY WIPES THAT HAD TOO MUCH STUFF IN THEM AND IT MADE ME ITCH EVEN MORE..

ritch · « **Reply #49 on:** June 17, 2015, 10:17:02 AM »

Quote from: njflex on June 17, 2015, 10:07:21 AM

YOU WILL BE FINE I WAS AROUND THAT TIME TO BE COMPLETE HEALED..I DID EVERYTHING I COULD BATH SOAK,OINTMENT ,USED SAME WIPES I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER ,BUT I WAS USING SOME CRAPPY WIPES THAT HAD TOO MUCH STUFF IN THEM AND IT MADE ME ITCH EVEN MORE..

Do you think the use of orals would have caused it?