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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2015, 10:19:16 AM »
Extra heavy lifting lately?

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2015, 10:19:52 AM »
Extra heavy lifting lately?

This, I get small bleeds after some back or leg days. Luckily I've never had grapes.

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2015, 10:20:13 AM »
Do you think the use of orals would have caused it?
LIKE IN ANABOLICS..

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #53 on: June 17, 2015, 10:22:23 AM »
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #54 on: June 19, 2015, 01:26:25 PM »
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #55 on: June 19, 2015, 04:02:26 PM »
Where else in this world would people post descriptions and updates on their hemorrhoids in a public forum? -Have them - not much interested in talking about them.

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #56 on: June 19, 2015, 04:23:18 PM »
Where else in this world would people post descriptions and updates on their hemorrhoids in a public forum? -Have them - not much interested in talking about them.

What better time/place to responnd as I'm sitting on the can. The hemmies are,shrinking!!!
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2015, 04:24:31 PM »
Progress pics?

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2015, 04:28:43 PM »
Progress pics?

I dont even know how to post pics!
What sucks je when u just showered aplied the cream, then 30 min later gotta take a Shit.
Gotta un mudbutt myself, use wet wipes, bend over and,dry my ass by the fan, re apply the cream and clean,the applicator again.
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2015, 04:35:36 PM »
I was sorry to hear about the difficulties you are having with your anus.  Get well soon.

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #60 on: June 19, 2015, 05:10:31 PM »
I was sorry to hear about the difficulties you are having with your anus.  Get well soon.


That day is coming! That little grape is slowly turning into a raisin then it will either shrink or go back to where it came from to remain in darkness for all eternity. Ahhahahaha!!!!
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #61 on: June 19, 2015, 05:57:42 PM »
I dont even know how to post pics!
What sucks je when u just showered aplied the cream, then 30 min later gotta take a Shit.
Gotta un mudbutt myself, use wet wipes, bend over and,dry my ass by the fan, re apply the cream and clean,the applicator again.

i never used applicator ,,just dab finger and get it on ,wash your hands or sanitize then wash you'll be fine,i am not sticking no applicator in my ass..

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #62 on: June 19, 2015, 06:04:48 PM »

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #63 on: June 19, 2015, 07:15:45 PM »
i never used applicator ,,just dab finger and get it on ,wash your hands or sanitize then wash you'll be fine,i am not sticking no applicator in my ass..

I was gonna ask that question here if it had to go up my rear and on the site, it says to do both. Not pleasant the least. Also figured it had to because they sell suppositories. Maybe the excess preperation H creams outta your ass to cover the outside of your anus. dunno...
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #64 on: June 20, 2015, 01:58:01 PM »
i never used applicator ,,just dab finger and get it on ,wash your hands or sanitize then wash you'll be fine,i am not sticking no applicator in my ass..

The applicator is much smaller than most folk's finger is....just saying.

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #65 on: June 20, 2015, 02:00:52 PM »
The applicator is much smaller than most folk's finger is....just saying.
:),,,i guess i still would dab with finger my imo,,i've been through this and survived ;D..it comes and goes usually just mild flareup..one time it was like ritch's...

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #66 on: June 20, 2015, 02:19:57 PM »
The applicator is much smaller than most folk's finger is....just saying.

smaller than a pen, even, but still, past an inch, ah fuck it, not gonna say it, lol...
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #67 on: June 20, 2015, 02:22:22 PM »
Falcon could invent something electrical for hemorrhoids ...................... :D

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #68 on: June 21, 2015, 09:17:29 PM »
Falcon could invent something electrical for hemorrhoids ...................... :D

It might be another thing to get anyone to try it.

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #69 on: June 21, 2015, 10:23:13 PM »
I dont even know how to post pics!
What sucks je when u just showered aplied the cream, then 30 min later gotta take a Shit.
Gotta un mudbutt myself, use wet wipes, bend over and,dry my ass by the fan, re apply the cream and clean,the applicator again.


So you go through this instead of dealing with a proctologist and getting them lasered?  You know that many times they will return multiple times until you get them dealt with?

Edit: for the pictures click on "additional options" just below the posting window to the left.

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #70 on: June 21, 2015, 10:30:42 PM »
So you go through this instead of dealing with a proctologist and getting them lasered?  You know that many times they will return multiple times until you get them dealt with?

Edit: for the pictures click on "additional options" just below the posting window to the left.

I'm willing to go this route for sure, what if they don't come back and not like I suffered really, just gets annoying.

For the pics, I have the "insert imagine" icon, I press on it, and what
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you just saw, appears. No idea how to work with that.
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #71 on: June 21, 2015, 10:34:10 PM »
see if this works...
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #72 on: June 21, 2015, 10:35:13 PM »
Ah, I can post pics now, muahahah!!!
I think of that creeper when I bend over and stick the prep h up my tube...
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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM »
see if this works...

Who else would describe hamstrings as "creamy"?

That Herbert!

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Re: Hemroids.
« Reply #74 on: June 22, 2015, 06:44:30 AM »
Brutal, one of the worst experiences in life.

Been battling the almighty hems for 10 years.  About once every 2-3 years they flare up.  Sometimes they aren't that bad.  Most of the time it's damn near torture.

Getting that shit cut out next time.


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