OK, build me a split!
But seriously, if it involves having to do all sorts of shit that is not actual training, you will lose my interest.
Oddly, anything "rear delt' triggers injuries, my left/upper back will feel like it's "tingling".
But hey, 26 years of this kinda leaves anyone a bit "fragile"...
If you have something on file, already done, shoot! Don't go out of your way to make something personalized for me. (Taking a break now anyway. Was gonna do 2 weeks, but may go longer, much longer. As long as I can start and be kick ass shape for summer.)
My left pec minor (I think is jammed) was pressing the bar very crooked. Just picking up dumbells off the rack was messing up my left forearm (main reason to stop for now, I have no grip strength)
Fuck...
Rear delt is worked just fine through back movements. No reason to include isolation work if you are having injury issues. I actually don't do anything exotic or new age. All the exercises that work have been around for a long time. Even though he is an arrogant prick, I think Phil Hernon's method of more frequency is the best approach and that is what I follow. I do more volume than what he advocates due to injuries, but i do try to train everything twice a week, with legs being the exception due to just being lazy.
Chest for me would typically be 3-4 sets of hammer decline to failure, reducing the load by 10% each set, and taking breaks just long enough to get my breath back. My first set is generally 8 reps or so to failure hopefully. After that, the next 2-3 sets are to whatever number failure dictates.
3 sets of low incline dumb bells after that. Same reduction in load and same break pattern.
3 sets of machine decline fly. and finally 3 sets of dips at body weight due to injury.
I train shoulders and triceps on the same day, usually 8-10 sets for each depending on how i feel that day. I d a slight variation to a dumb bell shoulder press, where i keep a neutral grip and bring my arms all the way to the side as 1 would with lateral raises. I follow that with a machine lateral raise. Tricep doesn't really matter. Pick 2 or 3 exercises.
I won't post a full program because I know you were being sarcastic, but all my workouts follow that sorta template, done twice a week.