Author Topic: If you saw these 2 Beasts on a plane........ (Read 15284 times)

drkaje · « **Reply #50 on:** May 17, 2016, 05:30:57 AM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on May 17, 2016, 05:29:38 AM

who in there right mind wears tank top on plane

it gets cold in planes

Someone repping Quaker State.

Charfman84 · « **Reply #51 on:** May 17, 2016, 05:34:31 AM »

Apparently that tall dude has an enormous cock, a friend of mine was working out on a bench next to him and saw his glistening cock head slide out of his gym trunks. Mind you, these were basketball shorts that went to his knees and this dude's knob was the size of a tennis ball, just chilling there, resting on his knee cap. He said there were veins bulging on the actual cockhead not just the shaft, that is some crazy level of dryness and vascularity you rarely see today. He said the bench had a sweet aroma after he was done doing his sets. *No Homo

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #52 on:** May 17, 2016, 09:39:55 AM »

Quote from: Charfman84 on May 17, 2016, 05:34:31 AM

Apparently that tall dude has an enormous cock, a friend of mine was working out on a bench next to him and saw his glistening cock head slide out of his gym trunks. Mind you, these were basketball shorts that went to his knees and this dude's knob was the size of a tennis ball, just chilling there, resting on his knee cap. He said there were veins bulging on the actual cockhead not just the shaft, that is some crazy level of dryness and vascularity you rarely see today. He said the bench had a sweet aroma after he was done doing his sets. *No Homo

You actually put "No Homo" after that.

Fortress · « **Reply #53 on:** May 17, 2016, 09:45:52 AM »

Quote from: Charfman84 on May 17, 2016, 05:34:31 AM

Apparently that tall dude has an enormous cock, a friend of mine was working out on a bench next to him and saw his glistening cock head slide out of his gym trunks. Mind you, these were basketball shorts that went to his knees and this dude's knob was the size of a tennis ball, just chilling there, resting on his knee cap. He said there were veins bulging on the actual cockhead not just the shaft, that is some crazy level of dryness and vascularity you rarely see today. He said the bench had a sweet aroma after he was done doing his sets. *No Homo

No matter how not gay anyone could want this to be, it's on a galactic level of gay.

Griffith · « **Reply #54 on:** May 17, 2016, 09:50:24 AM »

Quote from: Charfman84 on May 17, 2016, 05:34:31 AM

Apparently that tall dude has an enormous cock, a friend of mine was working out on a bench next to him and saw his glistening cock head slide out of his gym trunks. Mind you, these were basketball shorts that went to his knees and this dude's knob was the size of a tennis ball, just chilling there, resting on his knee cap. He said there were veins bulging on the actual cockhead not just the shaft, that is some crazy level of dryness and vascularity you rarely see today. He said the bench had a sweet aroma after he was done doing his sets. *No Homo

And then you woke up?

Charfman84 · « **Reply #55 on:** May 17, 2016, 10:18:47 AM »

Quote from: Ronnie Rep on May 17, 2016, 09:39:55 AM

You actually put "No Homo" after that.

Just covering my bases, bro. It's easy for people to misconstrue stuff on the internet.

Charfman84 · « **Reply #56 on:** May 17, 2016, 10:21:33 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on May 17, 2016, 09:45:52 AM

No matter how not gay anyone could want this to be, it's on a galactic level of gay.

Stop projecting, bro.

viking1 · « **Reply #57 on:** May 17, 2016, 10:48:47 AM »

Was his cock lower than his balls?

Kwon · « **Reply #58 on:** May 17, 2016, 05:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on May 17, 2016, 09:45:52 AM

No matter how not gay anyone could want this to be, it's on a galactic level of gay.

As long as you end it with "No Homo", it's all good, which he did.

He's clear.

drkaje · « **Reply #59 on:** May 17, 2016, 06:08:06 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on May 17, 2016, 05:27:53 PM

As long as you end it with "No Homo", it's all good, which he did.

He's clear.

"No homo" isn't a get out of jail free card for all manner of gay shit, Kwondu.

Waller · « **Reply #60 on:** May 18, 2016, 01:32:26 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 17, 2016, 06:08:06 PM

"No homo" isn't a get out of jail free card for all manner of gay shit, Kwondu.

It is if you want it to be.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #61 on:** May 18, 2016, 02:32:15 AM »

Quote from: Charfman84 on May 17, 2016, 05:34:31 AM

Apparently that tall dude has an enormous cock, a friend of mine was working out on a bench next to him and saw his glistening cock head slide out of his gym trunks. Mind you, these were basketball shorts that went to his knees and this dude's knob was the size of a tennis ball, just chilling there, resting on his knee cap. He said there were veins bulging on the actual cockhead not just the shaft, that is some crazy level of dryness and vascularity you rarely see today. He said the bench had a sweet aroma after he was done doing his sets. *No Homo

the no homo doesn't save you there, buddy

_aj_ · « **Reply #62 on:** May 18, 2016, 03:18:34 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on May 18, 2016, 02:32:15 AM

the no homo doesn't save you there, buddy

Interestingly, I agree. What was it? The use of the word "glistening?" Or maybe the visceral description of the vascularity of the "cock head?" Where did he cross the line to where a no-homo has no effect?

Getbig needs to know where this line is!!!

drkaje · « **Reply #63 on:** May 18, 2016, 03:56:25 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on May 18, 2016, 03:18:34 AM

Interestingly, I agree. What was it? The use of the word "glistening?" Or maybe the visceral description of the vascularity of the "cock head?" Where did he cross the line to where a no-homo has no effect?

Getbig needs to know where this line is!!!

The line is where the insincerity is obvious. Charfman has almost no posts but breaks the silence to wax poetic about a dude's cock.

Kwon · « **Reply #64 on:** May 18, 2016, 04:35:08 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 18, 2016, 03:56:25 AM

The line is where the insincerity is obvious. Charfman has almost no posts but breaks the silence to wax poetic about a dude's cock.

Still, could be a gimmick of a regular who has used the "No homo"-card alot in the past, thus giving him immunity.

_aj_ · « **Reply #65 on:** May 18, 2016, 04:43:59 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on May 18, 2016, 04:35:08 AM

Still, could be a gimmick of a regular who has used the "No homo"-card alot in the past, thus giving him immunity.

Gimmick for sure. But who -- besides Joon -- wants to be a legit fag?

drkaje · « **Reply #66 on:** May 18, 2016, 05:24:26 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on May 18, 2016, 04:35:08 AM

Still, could be a gimmick of a regular who has used the "No homo"-card alot in the past, thus giving him immunity.

"No homo" isn't a get out of gay free card, FFS!

There's no immunity or de-gaying effect associated with its useage.

_aj_ · « **Reply #67 on:** May 18, 2016, 05:27:26 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 18, 2016, 05:24:26 AM

"No homo" isn't a get out of gay free card, FFS!

There's no immunity or de-gaying effect associated with its useage.

You are are saying, in effect, that a "no homo" is not equivalent to invoking your rights under the fifth amendment to the US constitution?

drkaje · « **Reply #68 on:** May 18, 2016, 05:36:15 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on May 18, 2016, 05:27:26 AM

You are are saying, in effect, that a "no homo" is not equivalent to invoking your rights under the fifth amendment to the US constitution?

It's the Fifth Amendment's equivalent.

"The Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution is part of the Bill of Rights and protects a person against being compelled to be a witness against himself or herself in a criminal case.

Pleading the Fifth is a colloquial term for invoking the privilege that allows a witness to decline to answer questions that might incriminate him or her, without penalty or it counting against him or her."

Howard · « **Reply #69 on:** May 18, 2016, 10:16:56 AM »

Quote from: denarii on May 13, 2016, 03:11:43 PM

Id ask him about his Ice Cream Fitness regime

Fuk that's hillarious

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #70 on:** May 18, 2016, 10:21:24 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on May 18, 2016, 03:18:34 AM

Interestingly, I agree. What was it? The use of the word "glistening?" Or maybe the visceral description of the vascularity of the "cock head?" Where did he cross the line to where a no-homo has no effect?

Getbig needs to know where this line is!!!

this is fucking funny if you understand German!

Kwon · « **Reply #71 on:** May 18, 2016, 10:41:45 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 18, 2016, 05:24:26 AM

"No homo" isn't a get out of gay free card, FFS!

There's no immunity or de-gaying effect associated with its useage.

Yes it is, and has been known and used for ages.

It is the go-to tool for nullifying all earlier statements and acts.

drkaje · « **Reply #72 on:** May 18, 2016, 11:16:39 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on May 18, 2016, 10:41:45 AM

Yes it is, and has been known and used for ages.

It is the go-to tool for nullifying all earlier statements and acts.

No.