LWB Me, Myself & I

[Danimal77]

i doubt he knows; he's pretty old school fella probably not into forums. he didnt even know who is rolley winkler, when i showed pictor he was blown away by rolley

many so excited about this adventure

i had some weird dreams about this chick

she hit me up on whatsapp last night at 2 am to tell me good night and big kiss

 


now i gotta play it cool

Epic 28 year old acting like an 18 year old.

[light weight baby]

just got back from my date with her

mixed feeling to say the least

took her out to eat to sushi restaurant, it was delicious, but she was bringing on heavy conversation like her desire to have 3 children and her overall unrealistic world view and poor understanding of economics

but after the dinner just bring her back home to her mothers house, not sex again

i dont know why women bring on these serious matters before clouding the man's rational thinking with golden pussy juice

hearing about all this crap before even having hit her makes me question what i am doing here

she did look phenomenal tho in a tight dress and her figure is breath taking, completely BMC approved, with massive ass and hips, acceptable waist, mystery boobs can be push up and be nothing so far im undecided on boobs but suspicious

at this point im pretty sure she wants to date me but i am panicing with all her talk about her future plans

maybe just hit it few times and run away ?

in theory she still has 2 yrs of school so maybe i can just play along and hit it for 3 years then bail on her

[light weight baby]

Sweet baby jesus man, I know we have our banter/differences & what not but that's fkin disgusting man.

What sane man would eat out a hookers pussy & asshole  You know she has already been banged by 10 dudes before you in both holes & all dudes go raw/no pulling out.

Jim sums it up nicely here

u are over thinking things that are not important

[light weight baby]

she said she was born in cameroon and lived there until the age of 14

mom from congo, dad from cameroon, maybe that's why she's built like a beast, i was mirin her traps last night, shit she's built like a beast man

also as i held her hands i felt like these are pretty much PAWS

wonder how wide and deep her pussy is

one part of me desperately wants to smash her and see her for a while

other part makes me want to turn around and run as fast as i can bcs she said she wants 3 children, 2 cars, 2 homes, a day care center and all kinds of childish fantasy that costs a lot

 

[Primemuscle]

bber asks me to go to negro party for the benefit of school children in africa

go there mirin a lot of nigress

sit across one glorious and shining nigress, looking so fresh beautiful young

we start talking over dinner and drinks

she's 21 year old (im 28) and in university for "social work" sounds useless as shit but moving on

tell her i'm an operations supervisor but also completing a post graduate degree this year so i can impress her wit status and brain power (i was looking fucking HUGE so no need to impress with muscles at this point)

she's very laid back kind of lazy permabulking chick

face of an epic dime piece

her mother is next to her looking like mary j blige, would totally fuck the mother, think mother was even hotter back in her hayday

anyway

here is the part to analyze

-she asks if i have a gf
-i say no, ask if she has bf
-she says yes
-fucking shit
-ask if they been dating long
-she makes a face like not really and she dont rly care? she says about 3 months
-we make some more random conversations
-when i say im leaving she asks me if i want to take her number
-i say yes
-she says "but we can just be friends?"
-i says "sure"
-she gets up and walks with me across the party to the outside, to say goodbye outside, along the way she crosses her mom and her mom friend and they look like "you go girl" (srs)
-once outside i say it was nice meeting her, hope to meet again soon
-hug and kiss on the cheek briefly

so well

do i have a chance?

this would be so epic tho

Spend more time studying for your SAT's and less time trolling Getbig....I says.   

[light weight baby]

Spend more time studying for your SAT's and less time trolling Getbig....I says.   

eat shit and die old man

[Primemuscle]

eat shit and die old man

You first.

[Kwon]

[C-BuZz]

u are over thinking things that are not important

Licking/sucking another mans jizz out of a hookers asshole is not on your radar at all & not considered important to you?

Im assuming your either lying about sucking on a hookers asshole just to sound cool or you really/truly are one sick puppy.

[light weight baby]

Licking/sucking another mans jizz out of a hookers asshole is not on your radar at all & not considered important to you?

Im assuming your either lying about sucking on a hookers asshole just to sound cool or you really/truly are one sick puppy.

most of those nig prostitutes wont even do anal and definitely not raw

all women are also whores so that girlfriend/wife of yours isnt more clean than a hooker

fact

[johnnynoname]

not trolling here but if OP CAN'T score a black woman then there is something REALLY wrong with him



black women are known as a "cheat code" in my neighborhood because no matter how ugly or broke you are, you can easily "cheat the system" and get a black girl




they will LITERALLY fuck anything

[light weight baby]

not trolling here but if OP CAN'T score a black woman then there is something REALLY wrong with him



black women are known as a "cheat code" in my neighborhood because no matter how ugly or broke you are, you can easily "cheat the system" and get a black girl




they will LITERALLY fuck anything

black women are a lot more expensive to upkeep than white women

facts

[light weight baby]

soooo

saw her again today

went to eat chinese with her

think she's bulking just like me, bitch is massive forreal

but again no sex god fucking damnit

she did kiss me on the lips with those big juicy DSL

so i guess that would be "progress" 

she also asked a lot of question about baby mama again, she cant stop asking about her, also last times she asked

everytime she brings up baby mama i have a lot of FEELS 

makes me wanna cry myself to sleep with a bottle of whiskey

why would she want to ask so many question anyway

so now also she said that she was bullshitting when she met me and said she had a boyfriend, she now said she doesnt have a boyfriend

that's pretty weird 

but bcs no sex i went on to smash 2 prostitutes bcs so mad horny

it was a really expensive day fucking shit

i need to get a grip and stop losing my money like this on all these bitches

fucking shit!!!

maybe i need to stop seeing her bcs she seems like she will cost me a lot of money over time

or should i just bang her a few times and then bail? it would be an asshole thing to do but i think ronnie coleman would do the same 

[Primemuscle]

Ah ha, she's baby mama's new lover and she's out to get you. If you let her tie you up, she'll stick a horse dildo up the hole where the sun doesn't shine and then walk away, leaving you to die choking on your own shit.

[light weight baby]

Ah ha, she's baby mama's new lover and she's out to get you. If you let her tie you up, she'll stick a horse dildo up the hole where the sun doesn't shine and then walk away, leaving you to die choking on your own shit.

are you like the gayer and older version of howard?

ur posts are fucking worthless

[johnnynoname]

black women are a lot more expensive to upkeep than white women

facts

dude honestly (and i mean this) next time you blowdry your hair, you should replace the dryer with a shotgun

[calfzilla]

Smash it, post her pictors here then bail on her.

[light weight baby]

dude honestly (and i mean this) next time you blowdry your hair, you should replace the dryer with a shotgun

japan is possibly curing hairloss in 2018

will keep you informed

stupid homo

[Dr Dutch]

Is this one of those female spiders that bites her male's head off after mating...   ??

[cephissus]

are you like the gayer and older version of howard?

ur posts are fucking worthless

Loooool x2

[light weight baby]

still not let me hit that big juicy ass god fucking damnit

but i feel i'm getting closer

it's gonna really feel good busting loads in such maginificent ass

[ratherbebig]

how is the training going

[light weight baby]

how is the training going

difficult

too much work and also my wrist hurts a lot

too much work and stress is bad for bodibilding

but at least my pressing strength is improving

6x140kg close grip bench
5x100kg seated barbell shoulder press

[ratherbebig]

too much curls to get the girls?

[light weight baby]

too much curls to get the girls?

reverse bb curls