Author Topic: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.  (Read 4170 times)

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2017, 09:55:38 AM »
Dear Jamaal,

It is widely known that I used to post here as 'Harley Breite' until I got chased off the board by a bunch of fools. However, I decided to return as the unofficial defence attorney for all of the gimmicks who feel that they have been discriminated against on here. Unfortunately for you, I've just got off the phone with Ron and, to put it mildly, he's fucking pissed. I'm doing what I can but it's likely that you will be snuffed out before sunrise. If you have any special defence pleas that you'd like to put forward then please fax them (or PM) to me ASAP.

Harley

Fuck off

You can't even spell defense
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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2017, 09:58:51 AM »
BAN JAMAAL
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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2017, 10:00:23 AM »
Fuck off

You can't even spell defense

I believe that is a valid alternative spelling.

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2017, 10:02:23 AM »
Here is Jamaals official reply:

1) Jamaal will only post at a maximum of 3 threads per day (if needed). This will bring resolution to the concern of too many threads.

2) Jamaal does not engage in trash talk, foul language, or racist remarks.

3) Baseless comments such as "ban ______" "gimmick" etc - hold no merit with users, mods, or Jamaal.

4) The proof is in the posts. The threads generated by Jamaal have stimulated the Getbig community to a substantially higher degree than any poster other than ESFitness and Stuntmovie within the past 3 week time.

All the best - and let's put an end to the drama on this board - and put an end to Getbigs baseless disdain towards new users.

Looking forward to seeing you all post stimulating discussion on these boards.

Cheers.

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2017, 10:06:44 AM »
I believe that is a valid alternative spelling.

No.
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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2017, 10:11:16 AM »
Aunt Jemimas Uncle Jamals Maple Syrup sux!!

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2017, 10:11:46 AM »
Fuck off

You can't even spell defense

Dear Yamcha,

I have spent a significant portion of my time in the UK these past few years, and have become quite enamoured of British English. I've decided to incorporate it into much of my writing so if this offends you then go and fuck yourself. I might even push for full citizenship now that Trump is our president. He can go fuck himself as well.

Harley

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2017, 10:15:31 AM »
Dear Yamcha,

I have spent a significant portion of my time in the UK these past few years, and have become quite enamoured of British English. I've decided to incorporate it into much of my writing so if this offends you then go and fuck yourself. I might even push for full citizenship now that Trump is our president. He can go fuck himself as well.

Harley

Don't you have a retard banquet to attend? A pedophile or rapist to get off?

I feel like beating a dog now that you are back...  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2017, 10:36:59 AM »
Dear Yamcha,

I sincerely hope that when you say 'retard banquet' you are not referring to one of my 'special kids' charity events? I am hosting another one soon so perhaps you would like to attend and call them all 'retards' to their faces? I'll put you in an arm bar so tight that you'll be flapping about and squealing louder than they all do when its jello and ice cream time. As for this urge to commit an act of animal cruelty: I refuse to represent anyone who would do such a disgusting thing, so don't bother asking me for help when you're inevitably facing a lengthy jail sentence.

Harley

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2017, 12:30:23 PM »
Doesn't occur to any of you that any of there gimmicks are the cops? Look at his threads: How old are you? What do you earn? Who uses the most drugs? What means a lot in your life?..... Bit naive thinking it's all Joon.

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2017, 12:34:13 PM »
Doesn't occur to any of you that any of there gimmicks are the cops? Look at his threads: How old are you? What do you earn? Who uses the most drugs? What means a lot in your life?..... Bit naive thinking it's all Joon.

Joon was an undercover cop sniffing out delinquents.
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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2017, 12:58:41 PM »
Same couple of fucktards every time.

Doesn't help when people answer him seriously though.
I agree.  It seems like there's maybe 3 or 4 people that run all the gimmicks.  There is really nothing serious on thhere boards now.  These several guys have basically ruined the board.  I don't even bother making serious posts anymore because of this.  I actually checked the other day, there are over 46,000 registered members here but only about 25% of those have ever posted(roughly 11,800).  And about 3000 of those that have posted only have 1 post.  This means there are potentially thousands of gimmick accounts.  The mods or Ron could clean this up of course.

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2017, 01:37:49 PM »
Thx.
What is the problem with his posts/threads?
You jealous because of the attention he gets?
I bet you cant wait to point your guns at him, right? You badass pointer you. PIP (Point In Peace)

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2017, 02:41:44 PM »
Joon was an undercover cop sniffing out delinquents.
He had the nose for it anyway

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2017, 03:08:50 PM »
He had the nose for it anyway

That nose could sniff out anything
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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2017, 04:42:27 PM »
Wild how much real estate is occupied by Jamaal in Grape Ape and _aj_ brain


Yeah, took a whole 30 seconds to look that up and post it gaymaal.   ::)

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2017, 05:13:47 AM »
Big schnob another one?

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2017, 07:40:51 AM »

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2017, 07:47:31 AM »
jamaal

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2017, 08:17:08 AM »

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Re: Mods, please combine all "Jamaal's" posts, lock it, and then flush it.
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2017, 08:19:26 AM »