point taken
btw, are all you dutcheys sooooo macho 
in my homeland the jew s of a they teach us (brainwash us) that you dutcheys are very liberal and open minded and rather pussies like the famous dutch boy trademark of this blonde wuss with a long bowl hairdoo lol
funny I have never heard any dutch people jokes but plenty of polack ones
Short Poland Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
Q: How do you sink a polish battleship?
A: Put it in water.
Q: Why did the polack put ice in his condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.
Q: What happened to the Polish hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.
Q: Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A: It chips their teeth.
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: Why are there no Polish doctors?
A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
Q: How does every Polish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Polak and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Polish prime minister?
A: Eight P.M.
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
Q: What does a polish girl do after she sucks cock?
A: Spits out the feathers.
Q: How do you know if your in front of a Polish firing squad?
A: They are standing in a circle.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
