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Re: Predator - Then and Now
« Reply #100 on: August 16, 2022, 05:22:17 AM »
Don't know if anyone has already posted but isn't it about time for an LGBTQ predator?

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Re: Predator - Then and Now
« Reply #101 on: August 16, 2022, 06:46:32 PM »
Don't know if anyone has already posted but isn't it about time for an LGBTQ predator?

Stick a dirty, bucktoofed, happy-nappy headed non-binary-bottom-bitch hAfrican bassetball player (aka: Britney Griner) in the titular title role and call it "Dreadator".

Get the three fugly bitches from that Clit-flick Ghostbusters remake to battle the bitch.  Hollyweird will go moist.

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Re: Predator - Then and Now
« Reply #102 on: August 17, 2022, 07:12:14 AM »
Getbig is going soft.  The movie was woke garbage.  From a Predator that can apparently breath earth air now but can't 300 years in the future and, comically, finds it a "challenge" to hunt humans with primitive technology to the dirty foul white European caricatures so classically evil they literally had a guy twirling his mustache as he cackled. 

The usual tropes of a female warrior who looks 15 and like she's never missed a meal held back by the patriarchy but whose actions, when examined objectively, led to the death of her brother and many tribes people just so she could be the one holding the spear of leadership at the end.  She faces no inner turmoil or tribal repercussions for her actions...because "go girl" or something.

The Indians all speak with English contractions and of course live in peace and harmony with nature vs the vile ugly Europeans who rape, genocide and enslave the natives. 

She teaches herself how to fight because no man can teach her anything!  A 60 second montage of her throwing an axe at a tree with a rope is enough training for her to be able to stand toe to toe with the Predator before outsmarting him with his own futuristic tech because....  This was simply the Star Wars Rey character reskinned. 

Ridiculous movie from start to finish.   

On the plus side the cinematography was nice.

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Re: Predator - Then and Now
« Reply #103 on: August 18, 2022, 01:54:07 PM »
Getbig is going soft.  The movie was woke garbage.  From a Predator that can apparently breath earth air now but can't 300 years in the future and, comically, finds it a "challenge" to hunt humans with primitive technology to the dirty foul white European caricatures so classically evil they literally had a guy twirling his mustache as he cackled. 

The usual tropes of a female warrior who looks 15 and like she's never missed a meal held back by the patriarchy but whose actions, when examined objectively, led to the death of her brother and many tribes people just so she could be the one holding the spear of leadership at the end.  She faces no inner turmoil or tribal repercussions for her actions...because "go girl" or something.

The Indians all speak with English contractions and of course live in peace and harmony with nature vs the vile ugly Europeans who rape, genocide and enslave the natives. 

She teaches herself how to fight because no man can teach her anything!  A 60 second montage of her throwing an axe at a tree with a rope is enough training for her to be able to stand toe to toe with the Predator before outsmarting him with his own futuristic tech because....  This was simply the Star Wars Rey character reskinned. 

Ridiculous movie from start to finish.   

On the plus side the cinematography was nice.



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