Oh god, another rambling life story from you. Well, I'll make this short. At no point and time have you ever demonstrated any knowledge of fitness and nutrition. Secondly, no one would train with an alcoholic who has been locked up in jail. Number 3, you could have saved 7500 but NOT DRINKING AND DRIVING YOU FUCKTARD....I booked in enough drunks when I worked as a Detention Officer to know that your story is complete bullshit. Finally, along with my certifications, I do have a Diploma in Fitness & Exercise from Ashworth College which you may think its useless but it only brings up your stupidity even further because it means that you've been "supposedly" training people without any PT insurance which is the dumbest thing you can ever do.
You are slow and boring.
Another rambling life story of which you read every word and spend a few hours thinking up a response to.
At no point I've demonstrated any knowledge of training and nutrition? A simple search would prove you wrong, along with you of people here.
Hell, we could take a vote and see who has Superior knowledge of the two subjects. F*** you could even post a poll with yes or no asking if I have.
2ndly, I've never been in the gym drunk or even Under the Influence, and aside from a couple, none of my clients ever had a clue I drank.
And you booking people in tells you what is bullshit? And how? I have invited people countless times 2 point out what is bullshit, yet nobody ever has. Why is that? Explain yourself fatbody.
And you think you need a bachelor's or Associate's in order to obtain trainer insurance? Hahaha. You don't even need a cert for fucking insurance, idiot. Training without insurance may be dumb for you, as itd take the judge 5 seconds to judge in favor of the plaintiff, after taking look at you. 18 years of training people and I've yet to have a single claim against me or the gym... And that's with I including me instructing boot camps and Crossfit classes.
I don't blame you for signing your name with all your ABCs attached to it. If I look like you nobody would believe I was a trainer either.
You are fuckimg obese, in case you hadn't noticed.
you're not even an athletic looking fat black. You don't even look like a powerlifter. You don't even look like you own a set of plastic and cement weights in your basement. Nobody would ever hire somebody who looks like you and talks like you to work the front desk at a gym, much less as a personal trainer.
It's not like you get big and fat and sloppy looking and then cut down. You're just always fat and sloppy with tits that look like cucumbers and fried eggs that wrap around under your stinking armpits.
Imagine the smell that must surround you. All those folds of skin under your tits and under your armpits and under the foals of fat between your back fat and your love handles. Imagine the fucken rank stench of onions and street tacos that must explode whenever you take your pants off. It must really suck to have to shower with a pressure washer and lava soap before every time you have sex with somebody so they don't vomit. Your bedroom must smell like the KFC restroom on Revolution Avenue in Tijuana.