ESF - Discussion

[ESFitness]

You used 6-7-8 grams and think you have the knowledge to coach others? Dude you never looked even remotely close to what those amounts should have given you.
Knowledge would provide you with the ability to use very little and get as large as you want. I’m 5’10 and competed weighing mid 190’s (203 lbs once) shredded and weighed as much as 245 with abs fairly vascular. Like a dumbass I got up to close to 280 a couple of times when I was young and stupid. During ALL of that time I never got remotely close to 1/2 of your insane amounts (less than 1/4 of the retarded 8gm). Never used insulin at all.
You’ll reply like all wannabe “gurus” who have fcked up and admitted they’ve done something stupid personally and say - “I was experimenting on myself .......”  . The truth is that you had no clue how guys got so large and you did every little dumbass thing that you read on the internet.

Dude - if you were a man and just replied to this and admitted that maybe you don’t know as much as you have claimed to - I guarantee you that a lot of cats on here would respect you. That’s a hard fng thing to do though and takes a shit load of self awareness and courage.

Blahblah blah......you have no idea who I am or what I do... You believe everything you read that other people post about me.

You think I recommend all my clients to take six or seven or eight or twelve thousand mg of drugs a week?? Are you fucking retarded? I know very well how to get up to 280lbs. Personally I didn't have the drive to. I didn't have the drive to eat as much food as much protein as much calories excetera excetera excetera to get up to 280 or 300 or 320 or 340 fucking pounds. You think that because of what I did, with my physique and my genetics, that I somehow I don't understand what's needed or necessary for other people who may have better fucking genetics and I do to get to the point where they take home the big trophy? Can you fucking believe that I would be doing this for 19 + fucking years without that knowledge? You equate my personal results with the results of my clients and customers??? dot-dot-dot that's fucking foolish.

[ESFitness]

I can sum it up in 3 words.

Look...at...me!!!

Yea, look at you, with your 44k posts.

Good luck selling your drugs, buddie

[Coach is Back!]

Yea, look at you, with your 44k posts.

Good luck selling your drugs, buddie

1. I’ve been on here for literally about 20 years.

2. I’ve never nor ever had the need to sell a drug in my life

[Marvin Martian]

I have made every conclusion about you from YOUR posts alone. If my thought mimic others as you say they do then maybe you should pay attention and try to grow up and start on a path to success.

1. So - you never succeeded in building a physique because you are lazy. (In case you don’t know that’s EXACTLY what “lack of drive” means.
2. Doing this for 19 years doesn’t mean ANYTHING - tons of retards like you in every gym across America. Doing this for 19 years and still looking like you is 100% proof that you have no clue.
3. Coach is actually successful in the career that you’ve failed at. He works legitimately and is recognized by schools - pro athletes etc... and not just some low level BB pros. There isn’t a real school in the country that would put you on payroll and allow you on the field with the players. Coach has a home and family and he actually lives with and supports his kids.

You will never succeed because you are still too immature. You are old enough that you should have developed self awareness by now. But continue down your path and periodically make videos from hospital about how you had to tell them that you need far more drugs than they’ve given you. Or about how many wiggle bottles of milky they gave you. Just for Gods sake don’t make any more kids. It doesn’t take much to make a kid and retards can do it - but it would be great if you got some help and learned how to be a man.
You won’t ever learn so there is no point in trying to teach / help you.

[wes]

I have a good memory. #1

I have a tendency to "seen what happens" #2

So I tend to do things most ppl won't (standoff with SWAT team . 6-7-8g a week, etc...) #3

So I tend to recall stories about my life in way some can't, and a lot of people can't relate to what I've done, good AND bad, and a lot of what I say is more of a cautionary tale, rather than "bragging" like so many here like to attribute to me.

Your buddy who sent me the PM said it was local cops that trapped you in a convienience store,not a SWAT team.

STOP LYING !! 

[Joe Valentino]

If youre not a Pro on this game, youre not successful, unless youre an I.G. million followers guy or gal..

Someone posted that being a Top 6 Mr O means financial security, then why Nathan had to deal with gear?

[Marvin Martian]

Your buddy who sent me the PM said it was local cops that trapped you in a convienience store,not a SWAT team.

STOP LYING !! 

So basically - he got arrested.. 😁

In his insecure mind it sounds better to say that it was a stand off with SWAT.

[wes]

So basically - he got arrested.. 😁

In his insecure mind it sounds better to say that it was a stand off with SWAT.

The way he put it,he fought off the 7th. cavalry !

[Kwon]

I had a standoff with TWO SWAT-teams, the 7th AND 6th Cavalry and a Legion of Stormtroopers inside McDonalds!

[wes]

I had a standoff with TWO SWAT-teams, the 7th AND 6th Cavalry and a Legion of Stormtroopers inside McDonalds!

Me too ! 

[LurkerNoMore]

Gotta love (or least really like it a lot, idk) the constant (and completely plethora..., maybe not to him but still a very high overuse) in every single response (over five words or less) that EFS (Eric) does with the parenthesis thing (you know, the "( )" symbols).  You know he is getting serious (more serious that usual) in conjuring up additional little tidbits (add ons) to supplement his stories with (in an effort to make it more believable, even though he can't seem to recall the facts in the parenthesis very accurately himself) but still it is in PARENTHESIS... 

I can just imagine every time he hits that first "(" key to start off a parenthesis statement, he scrunches his neck down, leans forward towards the computer screen, lowers his voice and says what he is typing in a low conspirator whisper...

[wes]

[LurkerNoMore]

(Me too)   (!)      (     )

Fixed it for you with Eric speak...

[Kwon]

Gotta love (or least really like it a lot, idk) the constant (and completely plethora..., maybe not to him but still a very high overuse) in every single response (over five words or less) that EFS (Eric) does with the parenthesis thing (you know, the "( )" symbols).  You know he is getting serious (more serious that usual) in conjuring up additional little tidbits (add ons) to supplement his stories with (in an effort to make it more believable, even though he can't seem to recall the facts in the parenthesis very accurately himself) but still it is in PARENTHESIS... 

I can just imagine every time he hits that first "(" key to start off a parenthesis statement, he scrunches his neck down, leans forward towards the computer screen, lowers his voice and says what he is typing in a low conspirator whisper...

having a just-filtered 20cc bottle of 150mg/ml tren fall out of my bag and shattered on the sidewalk right in front of the storefront police station that was next door to my supplement store and having two cops walk out as i'm standing there looking at it in disbelief  Undecided shitty way to start that morning.

or..

getting off the trolley from Tijuana after smuggling my first 'cycle' of test amp's and realizing I don't know where to buy syringes... and walking around downtown san diego for Rite-Aides that carried syringes. I was 16.

or...

getting busted at the border a week later with a bottle of Clomid (the old pink skittles) and 15 3cc 21ga pins in my back pockets and playing dumb with customs "uh, I found them on the ground... figured they shouldn't go to waste...my pockets were full, that's why I put the clomid in my underware

or.....

getting robbed at gunpoint in a Tijuana restroom by a security guard after he caught me loading a syringe 2 months later. cop "we go to jail". me "ok, lets go. i'm only 17 you can't  arrest me.. they're just gonna bring me back to the border. now get that gun out of my face before I beat you with it"... then with my pants around my knees he searches my wallet for my ID (which he couldn't read) and takes $20. and he gave me back my syringe and the unopened amp of Sten (there were two in a box.. fucker tossed the one I was loading)

or........
picking up Klonopin for a friend one Friday night while in Tijuana for some Deca redi-jects and deciding to take a couple (2mg ea), after a margarita (I never drank), I didn't feel anything so I took a couple more (total of 8mg), next thing I know i'm sitting in a strip club with a stripper waving her hands in my face asking if i'm ok.. with a full bottle of warm Dos Equis on the table... then walking back to the border at 1am from Revolution and having no recollection of how I drove home or parralle parked my car at the end of the cul-de-sac the next morning..... then relaying the story to the guy I smuggled them for and him shitting a brick when I said I took 4-6 tabs plus a couple margaritas and a couple shots (I only had hundreds and the bar didn't want to break one for one drink. lol.. so I had a few and left a nice tip)..... what a mess.

or.......

doing a shot in my delt at the counter of the pharmacy and pulling out the needle right in front of an elderly couple buying Viagra and cholesterol meds, and having blood shoot out like a garden hose and me realizing i'd put an 18ga in my delt... and the horrified look on their faces when I laughed.

dropped off some orders at the pharm in TJ and had some time to kill while they were boxed up, so I figure i'd head over and hang out at a strip club (it was 11am on a sunday... sounded better than eating shrimp lobster and watching tourists in the hot sun), so I head out completely forgetting I put a bag of 90 proviron's in my pocket.

so I head down to the club where an ex-gf dances and I hang out for a while drinking cokes and puff on a big fat Davidoff Churchill... then a girl with thick thighs and big tits catches my eye.. so she comes over and sits on my lap and asks if I want a dance.. I say no (I've never paid for a dance... let alone given a stripper even a dollar... unless I dated them). she doesn't seem too concerned and hangs out with me for an hour ordering me free cokes and telling me how pretty my blue eyes are and squeezing my shoulders... after a while my legs were getting tired from this bitch sitting on my lap for an hour and I say I gotta go, so she gets up and I go piss and leave a $10 on the table for the drinks.

as i'm walking out she kisses me on the cheek and says 'bye'... which I thought was 'odd'.. maybe she recognized me with Alba (an ex gf who danced there)... maybe she was trying to make Alba jealous or something... whatever... so as soon as I walk out on the street I have 3 "cops" with pistols in my face and push me up against the wall and go into my pockets and pull out the bag, they look at it for 2 seconds and put it back in my pocket and turn me around and zip-tie my hands in front of me and lead me to a white truck with a topper on back with a couple doors on it (a 'paddy-wagon' truck). I ask them 'what the fuck do you cocksucking guys think youre doing?' and start to cause a scene to get other tourists attention. They say "we go to jail", I figure 'fine.. lets go. the naval base MP's will come through the jail tonight or tomorrow morning and get me out anyways along with the 18yr old military guys who got arrested that weekend.... so I hop in the back of the truck.. they still hadn't really "searched" me, didn't even take my wallet. So we drive for 2 mins and stop... the door pops up and I figure we're at the jail already.... nope.... we're at the ATM... so now they want me to get some cash... it's in peso's I hoped, because I didn't want to withdraw $4000 for these scumbags or whatever it was.. I had to withdraw cash twice, since I guess the first one wasn't enough.. I go to hand this weasel-faced inbred Mexican cop the money and he doesn't want it... instead they put me back in the truck...by this time I dunno what the fuck is going on... maybe we gotta go to another ATM.... well 2 mins later we stop again and they open the door and I get out and we're in some fucken alley... well this must be the jail now... nope... we're at the currency exchanger. lol... so I gotta give them the pesos and get American dollars... and give them the dollars... they just wanted the big bills.. no ones or change. lol.. I think the whole thing came out to like $45... they cut the zip-ties and go in their truck and left me standing there in the alley. I had to get a Taxi Libre back to the pharmacy where my biz partner thought the whole thing was the funniest thing he'd heard all week. dollars to doughnuts the 'cop' had no idea what the Proviron pills were, and probably didn't care.... and i'm pretty sure that stripper bitch set me up... must've felt the bag of pills in my pocket. stupid part was I wasn't even bringing them back myself, i'd just put'em in my pocket by accident. lol

[LurkerNoMore]

Yea, look at you, with your 44k posts.

Good luck selling your drugs, buddie

I've never heard of Coach selling drugs.  (Like you)  (on IG.)
Uses drugs?  Yes, Coach does, (Like you) but not 8 grams a week (Like you) and more importantly at least he LOOKS like he uses drugs.  (Unlike you)  (on IG).

[tommywishbone]

 

Thank you gentlemen for the enlightening replies.

I now fully understand we have a "special needs" individual here on getbig. I shall speak softly and not make any sudden moves.

DaveD, I appreciate the nice words.  Thank you sir.

[LurkerNoMore]

having a just-filtered 20cc bottle of 150mg/ml tren fall out of my bag and shattered on the sidewalk right in front of the storefront police station that was next door to my supplement store and having two cops walk out as i'm standing there looking at it in disbelief  Undecided shitty way to start that morning.

or..

getting off the trolley from Tijuana after smuggling my first 'cycle' of test amp's and realizing I don't know where to buy syringes... and walking around downtown san diego for Rite-Aides that carried syringes. I was 16.

or...

getting busted at the border a week later with a bottle of Clomid (the old pink skittles) and 15 3cc 21ga pins in my back pockets and playing dumb with customs "uh, I found them on the ground... figured they shouldn't go to waste...my pockets were full, that's why I put the clomid in my underware

or.....

getting robbed at gunpoint in a Tijuana restroom by a security guard after he caught me loading a syringe 2 months later. cop "we go to jail". me "ok, lets go. i'm only 17 you can't  arrest me.. they're just gonna bring me back to the border. now get that gun out of my face before I beat you with it"... then with my pants around my knees he searches my wallet for my ID (which he couldn't read) and takes $20. and he gave me back my syringe and the unopened amp of Sten (there were two in a box.. fucker tossed the one I was loading)

or........
picking up Klonopin for a friend one Friday night while in Tijuana for some Deca redi-jects and deciding to take a couple (2mg ea), after a margarita (I never drank), I didn't feel anything so I took a couple more (total of 8mg), next thing I know i'm sitting in a strip club with a stripper waving her hands in my face asking if i'm ok.. with a full bottle of warm Dos Equis on the table... then walking back to the border at 1am from Revolution and having no recollection of how I drove home or parralle parked my car at the end of the cul-de-sac the next morning..... then relaying the story to the guy I smuggled them for and him shitting a brick when I said I took 4-6 tabs plus a couple margaritas and a couple shots (I only had hundreds and the bar didn't want to break one for one drink. lol.. so I had a few and left a nice tip)..... what a mess.

or.......

doing a shot in my delt at the counter of the pharmacy and pulling out the needle right in front of an elderly couple buying Viagra and cholesterol meds, and having blood shoot out like a garden hose and me realizing i'd put an 18ga in my delt... and the horrified look on their faces when I laughed.

dropped off some orders at the pharm in TJ and had some time to kill while they were boxed up, so I figure i'd head over and hang out at a strip club (it was 11am on a sunday... sounded better than eating shrimp lobster and watching tourists in the hot sun), so I head out completely forgetting I put a bag of 90 proviron's in my pocket.

so I head down to the club where an ex-gf dances and I hang out for a while drinking cokes and puff on a big fat Davidoff Churchill... then a girl with thick thighs and big tits catches my eye.. so she comes over and sits on my lap and asks if I want a dance.. I say no (I've never paid for a dance... let alone given a stripper even a dollar... unless I dated them). she doesn't seem too concerned and hangs out with me for an hour ordering me free cokes and telling me how pretty my blue eyes are and squeezing my shoulders... after a while my legs were getting tired from this bitch sitting on my lap for an hour and I say I gotta go, so she gets up and I go piss and leave a $10 on the table for the drinks.

as i'm walking out she kisses me on the cheek and says 'bye'... which I thought was 'odd'.. maybe she recognized me with Alba (an ex gf who danced there)... maybe she was trying to make Alba jealous or something... whatever... so as soon as I walk out on the street I have 3 "cops" with pistols in my face and push me up against the wall and go into my pockets and pull out the bag, they look at it for 2 seconds and put it back in my pocket and turn me around and zip-tie my hands in front of me and lead me to a white truck with a topper on back with a couple doors on it (a 'paddy-wagon' truck). I ask them 'what the fuck do you cocksucking guys think youre doing?' and start to cause a scene to get other tourists attention. They say "we go to jail", I figure 'fine.. lets go. the naval base MP's will come through the jail tonight or tomorrow morning and get me out anyways along with the 18yr old military guys who got arrested that weekend.... so I hop in the back of the truck.. they still hadn't really "searched" me, didn't even take my wallet. So we drive for 2 mins and stop... the door pops up and I figure we're at the jail already.... nope.... we're at the ATM... so now they want me to get some cash... it's in peso's I hoped, because I didn't want to withdraw $4000 for these scumbags or whatever it was.. I had to withdraw cash twice, since I guess the first one wasn't enough.. I go to hand this weasel-faced inbred Mexican cop the money and he doesn't want it... instead they put me back in the truck...by this time I dunno what the fuck is going on... maybe we gotta go to another ATM.... well 2 mins later we stop again and they open the door and I get out and we're in some fucken alley... well this must be the jail now... nope... we're at the currency exchanger. lol... so I gotta give them the pesos and get American dollars... and give them the dollars... they just wanted the big bills.. no ones or change. lol.. I think the whole thing came out to like $45... they cut the zip-ties and go in their truck and left me standing there in the alley. I had to get a Taxi Libre back to the pharmacy where my biz partner thought the whole thing was the funniest thing he'd heard all week. dollars to doughnuts the 'cop' had no idea what the Proviron pills were, and probably didn't care.... and i'm pretty sure that stripper bitch set me up... must've felt the bag of pills in my pocket. stupid part was I wasn't even bringing them back myself, i'd just put'em in my pocket by accident. lol

Hey don't forget the stories how he got his brother's fiance pregnant.  Or how he opened an airplane door in mid flight.  Or... or.... or.........

[LurkerNoMore]

Thank you gentlemen for the enlightening replies.

I now fully understand we have a "special needs" individual here on getbig. I shall speak softly and not make any sudden moves.

DaveD, I appreciate the nice words.  Thank you sir.

Just a different version of SuckMyMuscle syndrome.

[Joe Valentino]

You guys are pissed and 'enraged' with a funny and sincere poster, yet cut some slack to a Racist, Misogynist, 24/7 hater!?

Nice...

[wes]

Fixed it for you with Eric speak...

Thanks !! LOL 

[wes]

Shooting Deca into my deltoid at the pharmacy counter !  LOL 

This guy`s too fucking much.

[Dave D]

You guys are pissed and 'enraged' with a funny and sincere poster, yet cut some slack to a Racist, Misogynist, 24/7 hater!?

Nice...

You know where you're at and so does Eric.

He dishes it right back and hes confident in his stories, so he isnt going to be chased off. I think he is probably a decent bro i'm real life, he's just lived a different life than 95% of the population

[AbrahamG]

I've never heard of Coach selling drugs.  (Like you)  (on IG.)
Uses drugs?  Yes, Coach does, (Like you) but not 8 grams a week (Like you) and more importantly at least he LOOKS like he uses drugs.  (Unlike you)  (on IG).

His hair is far superior to that of Coach.

[Joe Valentino]

You know where you're at and so does Eric.

He dishes it right back and hes confident in his stories, so he isnt going to be chased off. I think he is probably a decent bro i'm real life, he's just lived a different life than 95% of the population

Not everything has to be 100% accurate all the time. This is just internet. I would use his gear at any day LOL

[Joe Valentino]

You know where you're at and so does Eric.

He dishes it right back and hes confident in his stories, so he isnt going to be chased off. I think he is probably a decent bro i'm real life, he's just lived a different life than 95% of the population

The late Nasser almost punched me once, cause I called him a fag in a Restaurant. He was being a dick with a bunch of people. He was prolly 300 Pounds at that point. 22 inches arms easily. If you believe it or not, its up too you. Few days later, he gave me a CD and signed a few pictures and we squashed the beef