Coronavirus - COVID19 - I just got tested for it

[Walter Sobchak]

Jesus dude.  Another black cock reference?  Let it out bruh.

Admit it.

Thinking of Goodrum’s cock made your chest sweaty didn’t it?

You’re definitely a dickdrainer, I think I’ll call you Jussie from now on.

[visualizeperfection]

What the fuck are you talking about spermburper?

This piece of shit website doesn’t deserve my genius posting.

VisualizeErections still crying like a little girl - nothing changed. Not one of you ball garglers has 1% of the sack needed to even catch my attention.

Recycled nonsense poster. As bland in real life, as you are here. That’s why life has passed you by, with only computer monitor and cats as company. Don’t rule suicide out. It’s a viable option for you.

[Walter Sobchak]

Recycled nonsense poster. As bland in real life, as you are here. That’s why life has passed you by, with only computer monitor and cats as company. Don’t rule suicide out. It’s a viable option for you.

VisualizeErections, you’re a nobody, another semen swallowing shitbag looking for attention. I can’t remember anything of substance or funny that you’ve ever posted on here. It’s no wonder your mom stopped fucking you.

Come on back and try again when you are more of a challenge like Pellius used to be. That skinny ballbag looked like a twenty year old saddlebag, but at least he could put up a fight.

You’re nothing but a closeted phaggot embarrassment.

[visualizeperfection]

VisualizeErections, you’re a nobody, another semen swallowing shitbag looking for attention. I can’t remember anything of substance or funny that you’ve ever posted on here. It’s no wonder your mom stopped fucking you.

Come on back and try again when you are more of a challenge like Pellius used to be. That skinny ballbag looked like a twenty year old saddlebag, but at least he could put up a fight.

You’re nothing but a closeted phaggot embarrassment.

I feel like your posts are all pre-written for you, by an idiot.

At least your chopper rider account was mildly amusing.

[Walter Sobchak]

I feel like your posts are all pre-written for you, by an idiot.

At least your chopper rider account was mildly amusing.

You’re very weak and many, many getbiggers have obviously skullfucked you over the years.

A simpleton like you should walk away. This place isn’t good for your feeble ego.

Try harder sugartits, you’re not making any headway here.

[SF1900]

I guess they didn't use the Abbott Labs 15min tester.

30 employees got tested, maybe that’s why it’s taking so long.

[Walter Sobchak]

30 employees got tested, maybe that’s why it’s taking so long.

NO
ONE
CARES

ZERO
FUCKS
GIVEN

[visualizeperfection]

You’re very weak and many, many getbiggers have obviously skullfucked you over the years.

A simpleton like you should walk away. This place isn’t good for your feeble ego.

Try harder sugartits, you’re not making any headway here.

I picture you in your grandmothers basement, morbidly obese, with a carpal tunnel brace on, furiously beating the keyboard.

How long do you leave the hot pocket crumbs on your tits/gut before brushing them off onto the carpet?

Quick! Make a dick joke, or some other homoerotic pun, it’s throwing the scent off the gay trail for sure.

[SF1900]

I picture you in your grandmothers basement, morbidly obese, with a carpal tunnel brace on, furiously beating the keyboard.

How long do you leave the hot pocket crumbs on your tits/gut before brushing them off onto the carpet?

Quick! Make a dick joke, or some other homoerotic pun, it’s throwing the scent off the gay trail for sure.

VP, how are you holding up during all of this?

[visualizeperfection]

VP, how are you holding up during all of this?

I’m joe cool, big guy. Beach 3x a week, weather has been unreal. Currently looking for buying opportunities to take advantage of a tanked market.

Loving not being guilt tripped into restaurant dinners multiple times a week and my boozing has dropped, along w/body fat.

Been hitting 500 pushups, 100 pull-ups, and I own a set of 30’s for curls and odds and ends. I’m healthy as hell and still the role model for aryan beauty.

[Walter Sobchak]

I picture you in your grandmothers basement, morbidly obese, with a carpal tunnel brace on, furiously beating the keyboard.

How long do you leave the hot pocket crumbs on your tits/gut before brushing them off onto the carpet?

Quick! Make a dick joke, or some other homoerotic pun, it’s throwing the scent off the gay trail for sure.

That’s all you’ve got?

Another boomer pansy acting like a shitbag on the internet, while his 350 lb wife keeps his balls in the glove compartment of his minivan

[visualizeperfection]

That’s all you’ve got?

Another boomer pansy acting like a shitbag on the internet, while his 350 lb wife keeps his balls in the glove compartment of his minivan

I’m younger and better looking than you. My life is better than yours.

You’re a gimmick. How sad is that. Leave the basement, I hear vitamin D is good for protecting you from the corona.

[AbrahamG]

That’s all you’ve got?

Another boomer pansy acting like a shitbag on the internet, while his 350 lb wife keeps his balls in the glove compartment of his minivan

What are your favorite hot pockets?

[Walter Sobchak]

What are your favorite hot pockets?

Jussie, what is your favorite part about blowing your Dad?

Swallowing his manchowder or the Snickers bar he gives you afterwards?

[Primemuscle]

I'm getting frustrated. I've been checking all day. Where are SF 1900's test results. Not your fault SF 1900....but damn!

[Walter Sobchak]

I’m younger and better looking than you. My life is better than yours.

You’re a gimmick. How sad is that. Leave the basement, I hear vitamin D is good for protecting you from the corona.

VisualizeErections, I always laugh at the clowns on here who are bragging about how great their life is and how successful they are.

Because they’re the same guys running screaming and crying to the moderators a month later when their bullshit lives gets outed.

And as an FYI...there is no Vitamin D in all that jism you’re swallowing.

[SF1900]

Negative results!

Could not have done it without getbig by my side!

[Walter Sobchak]

Negative results!

Could not have done it without getbig by my side!

So did this fake thread give you the attention you were craving?

Did the support of complete strangers stroke your tiny ego?

[SF1900]

I'm getting frustrated. I've been checking all day. Where are SF 1900's test results. Not your fault SF 1900....but damn!

Don’t worry, Uncle Prime, I am okay!

[Teutonic Knight 1]

Negative results!

Could not have done it without getbig by my side!

Good news !.

Now start plannig Christmas '20 on Manly beach !.

[joswift]

Negative results!

Could not have done it without getbig by my side!

So now what, do you go out or stay home?

If it was positive at least you would have known what to do..

[SF1900]

Good news !.

Now start plannig Christmas '20 on Manly beach !.

I cannot wait to see Mr. Basile!

[visualizeperfection]

VisualizeErections, I always laugh at the clowns on here who are bragging about how great their life is and how successful they are.

Because they’re the same guys running screaming and crying to the moderators a month later when their bullshit lives gets outed.

And as an FYI...there is no Vitamin D in all that jism you’re swallowing.

Never bragged about how good my life is, simply said it was better than yours.

How has all the pent up, latent homosexual behavior affected your life? Just let it go, you love cock, it’s not a big deal. It’s 2020 everything is normal now. You can be proud, bud.

[visualizeperfection]

two very  frustrated straight boys trying to out queer each other

I’ll out queer anyone, anytime, Cowboy.