These are some wonderful stories.
Since we are talking about some bad experiences, i'll add mine.
I was in my early 20's and my aunt/uncle owned a bar in North Padre, Texas. South Padre is know as a huge party spot for younger people and gets insane during spring break. I used to go down there all the time with my cousin and a few mutual friends. There was a two bedroom apartment behind the bar that we stayed in. This bar wasn't a party spot, it was more of a locals place with an older crowd, but it was about 15-20 minutes away from the party.
We go down there and do lots of drugs, drink a lot and get wreckless. Had some crazy experiences out there, my friend stole some dudes truck that was being an asshole and trenched through about a dozen yards at 2am. Cops ended up arresting the guy because when they found him the next morning he had a bunch of coke on him and didn't believe someone stole his truck.
So one weekend i'm down there with my cousin, his wife and some of her friends from college. There are like 20+ people at the place so i was not remembering names, but i ended up chilling with this hot young broad for a while, she was super cool. Nothing exciting this trip, i just remember her name started with a V and she was there with her sister.
Fast forward a month or so, my cousin calls me and tells me about one of his wife's friends that likes me. She's basically down to just bang because she doesn't want a boyfriend while in college. He tells me i met her sister at the last party and her name is Vanessa (i should have caught this by now, but i was too busy thinking about her sweet ass). So we setup to go down there just 4-5 of us and take some X just to party for the weekend. I'm super pumped.
We get there and i don't see my sexy little lolita, but as we walk upstairs into the apartment this "thing" is sitting there drinking a Zima. Oh man, she was hideous, looked like a 21 year old version of Anne Ramsey. I was terrified and confused.
Apparently i did talk to this troll's sister the last trip out and the troll found me attractive. Somehow i got confused by which group of sister's i was hitting on. My sexy latina bombshell was nowhere to be found.
So the first night we are there, the drinks start flowing and we all take a tab. Shit gets pretty wild and i'm starting to see things. I start feeling all really spaced out and at that point knew i was on more than just X. My asshole cousin had placed a drop of liquid LSD on each of the tabs before we took them. So we were "candy flipping", which i had done before, but in a way different environment.
After about 6 hours of seeing wild shit and tripping my balls off, the troll starts cuddling up with me on the porch. We head down to the beach and lay on a blanket to watch the sunrise. I start playing with her boobs and she tries to give me head but mr happy is off the reservation, he's not having any of it. So we smoke a joint and go back to the apartment. I spend the next hour trying to get hard, she's dripping wet and fingering herself like crazy. She was ugly but had nice tits. The drugs had left mr happy dead as a doornail.
I manage to get it up about halfway and slide it in her for about 2 minutes; it just dies. My happy just wants to sleep. She thought i came and starts to cuddle with me, she's all sweaty and smells like salty BO.
The next two days were terrifying, she was treating me like her boyfriend. Trying to hold my hand and kiss me all the time. It was gross. My cousin's wife got mad at me for it, but i told her i'm not dating her. Even the next two nights we slept together, i clapped her cheeks anyway because why not? She was repulsive, but it's all pink on the inside.
