Matt C’s pretty penis has allegedly won 67 trophies for “Best in Show.”
It’s rumored he keeps it polished and ready to show, if asked.
"So let it be measured...So let it be dong" - Walter Slobcock
"This isn't Nam! This is Getbig! There are drools"
"Say what you want about the tenets of Matt Cannng, Dude, at least it's an ethos"
"Goodnight, sweet penis"
"Fuck it Dude. Let's go schmoeing"