Critique review condition and size at 43

[bhank]

Welcome to the community, 'bhank'. What we lack in sheer numbers, we more than make up for in generosity, kindness and a shared passion for fitness! I'm sure you'll enjoy it here. As you've asked for critiques, I owe you my honesty and will grant your request. I'll try to be gentle!

I'm going to guess that the 'b' in your screenname stands for 'bald', as the shame that comes from wearing that stupid baseball cap could only be eclipsed by the shame that comes from being a follically-challenged faget.

Furthermore, your deltoids betray a lifetime of bad decisions, and the irony of your shitty Superman tattoo is that it is borne on the body of a man who's no doubt spent most of his life intoxicated and incompetent. This is further evidenced by your 'medicated' look and droopy, tired eyes.

At age 43, the years haven't been kind to you, and you appear decades older. Part of this could be attributable to your crappy diet; however, your burgeoning addiction to opioid painkillers after your recent injury isn't helping. What is it? Percocets? Vicodin? This desire to dampen your emotional pain that arose from a sub-optimum physique has only exacerbated the issue, and it won't be long until the rest of you follows your lats and decides to wither away.

I definitely don't use any opiods lol and I guess my next pic will be a back pic. I have lats just not spreading them in this pic. Also its sunny outside hence the baseball cap although yes at 43 I am thinning. I didn't realize the blue shorts would bring my sexuality into question but I am hetro and have a child. Although there is nothing wrong with someone identifying as a purple dinosaur to each their own

[bhank]

Lose the cap
Fix your teeth
Pull up your pants
Stand up straight
Finish cleaning the pool before the owners get home
Eat some food

Welcome to Getbig sir 

I actually missed my dental apt this morning but I still have all my chompers

[bhank]

For fuck sakes at least do chin ups.

I actually have an outdoor pullup station I usually do 5 sets of 10-12 each week

[Primemuscle]

I had a partial pec tear in March. I have had 2 workouts using 25lb dumbells its going to be a few more weeks before any pull ups

What were you doing when you tore your pec? Asking so I don't make the same mistake. At my age a tear would be devastating.

[robcguns]

What were you doing when you tore your pec? Asking so I don't make the same mistake. At my age a tear would be devastating.

Prime, I tore my pec once when jerking off, I was wearing lifting straps though so maybe that was the problem.

[Primemuscle]

Prime, I tore my pec once when jerking off, I was wearing lifting straps though so maybe that was the problem.

Too bad that happened.    Didn't your mother ever tell you never to jerk off because it would make you go blind? And absolutely not while wearing lifting straps because that makes you go def, dumb and blind plus you can tear a pec. 

[Taffin]

Any upside-down coffee cups in this thread yet..?

[Taffin]

Would love to see the shorts pulled lower dick root

When I saw that last night, I swear I couldn't stop laughing - and reading again I think that might be the funniest thing I've seen on here for a while 

Still laughing now as I post 

[wes]

Prime, I tore my pec once when jerking off, I was wearing lifting straps though so maybe that was the problem.

LOL 

[tommywishbone]

Any upside-down coffee cups in this thread yet..?

  Remind me how that came about and what it actually means.

[Taffin]

Remind me how that came about and what it actually means.

I'm no GetBig historian, but I believe OneMoreRep sets it as a challenge for 'newcomers' to prove they haven't just lifted a picture off the internet and started a gimmick account

Last time I saw it used effectively was by Go4it before he disappeared to become a full-time gigolo

Casting no apersions, but it's a bold move for someone to make their first post in the ThunderDome a request for feedback on a pic, no?

[Kwon]

Remind me how that came about and what it actually means.

To prove you are the person you claim (lets say you are a new member and have posted a pic of like Ultimate Warrior or someone)

OneMoreRep wants you to write your nickname and hold a cup upside down while having a visible parsh to be able to get verification.

[honest]

After all the years you guys still struggle to spot a gimmick off the cuff. Squad and Alex would have had a field day.

[pellius]

That pic has been on here before. Can't recall when but I'm not searching for it. Gimmicks Galore here.

Same here. I've seen that pic somewhere here before. Why would you post a pic on GetBig when you haven't trained upper body in six weeks?

Something is not right here.

[pellius]

So sick and tired of grown men wearing their pants low and think it's cool showing the dick root. At least the nigs are showing just their underwear though I hate that look too.

[pellius]

Didn't the OP post a similar pic on that thread about who has the best abs and someone commented something about wearing a hat?

He's also posted that same type of pic on other threads fishing for compliments.

[Henda]

Didn't the OP post a similar pic on that thread about who has the best abs and someone commented something about wearing a hat?

He's also posted that same type of pic on other threads fishing for compliments.

I think the one in the ab thread was that stupid fucking twat who’s always bragging about his comics and shit I forget his name he appears every so often to brag about his latest shit then fucks off again

[Kwon]

Didn't the OP post a similar pic on that thread about who has the best abs and someone commented something about wearing a hat?

He's also posted that same type of pic on other threads fishing for compliments.

That was John "Indie-lad" Cimino.

[CalvinH]

So sick and tired of grown men wearing their pants low and think it's cool showing the dick root.

Would like to see a pic of you like this.


...no homo of course!

[Taffin]

To prove you are the person you claim (lets say you are a new member and have posted a pic of like Ultimate Warrior or someone)

OneMoreRep wants you to write your nickname and hold a cup upside down while having a visible parsh to be able to get verification.

Thanks Kwon, you made a much better job of explaining that than I did!

After all the years you guys still struggle to spot a gimmick off the cuff. Squad and Alex would have had a field day.

Exactly

[Kwon]

Would like to see a pic of you like this.


...no homo of course!

[IroNat]

[pellius]

Would like to see a pic of you like this.


...no homo of course!

Old pic but this is as far as I go.

[monsterman500]

Wider than Heath....

why be so bitchy?  OK he has no lats that i can see but are you any better?

[robcguns]

Old pic but this is as far as I go.

Looking shredded pellius.