So Hanky says he'd kick anyones ass anytime, any place and is confident he'd take anyone. But as soon as it looks like reality lists of excuses as long as Shaqs cock come out as to why it can't happen.
Get on the blower, contact the promotor accept the friend request, just put up or shut up.
It's comical and entertaining but I've known a few people like this in my 43 years and they can never back up their noise.