
An Amish farmer walking through his field, noticed a bearded man drinking from his pond with his hand. Thnking he was Amish too because the man wore a beard, the Amish farmer shouted
"Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means:
"Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouted back:
"I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish farmer then shouted:
"Here, use my cup