Hilarious..... 
...good job...nice fantasy.....but in the real world, you left out all the occasions where you wrote PM's to me wishing you were sucking me off and letting me use you as a bottom......I know these conversations bring out the gay horniness in you as I can tell by your constant stream of PM's begging me for the BBC....I'm sorry that I can't accommodate you..but I urge you to hit up Bay and One MoreRep soon and discuss these uncontrollable closet urges you have......they can help you deal with it so that you don't kill yourself ..I don't need my name in the newspaper accusing me of driving you to suicide due to turning down your offers 
6/10
But allow me to retort...it's good to keep the skills honed.
I don't think your homosexual tendencies are a surprise to anyone here on the board "andrea-sucks-men". That goes without saying. I speak for all of us board veterans when I emplore you: Come out. It's not that bad. You'd be surprised how many welcoming personalities you'd find here. But I guess that's probably not going to happen....
Not with your savage delusions clouding your judgement. I'd ask you to post the PMs, but we all know there are no PM's. Oh, sure, there's the PM's I had your mom send you begging you to stop stealing her minks and her underwear. And she wants her anal lube back...last night she got hurt with me, and I'd rather not repeat the incident. There's the PM's Elton John sent you begging you to stop harrassing him (no, he still doesn't want to see your iphone pics of your cock).
I showed Aaron Rodgers some of the PMs you'd sent me when he and I were going over the gameplan for this Sunday's game. He just laughed, shook his head, and said "SNX, that kid is fruitier than Carmen Miranda on an acid trip in a Del Monte warehouse". I laughed, and then Clay Matthews added "you could put Elton John in a thong bikini and have him do a lapdance for Liberace while Ru Paul looks on behind a crushed velvet drape, and it still wouldn't be as gay as andre".
At that point, I just laughed and shrugged it off. Hey, if you don't want to be outed, I won't out you.
Would love to keep talking, but Natalie Portman is coming over to the mansion and I have to get your mom out of here first. Natalie likes to think she's the only one. Bitches be crazy!
