here we have a classic case of unfit parenting. dirty bastards need to be reported to social services 

Totally agree - those dogs have been licking their nuts and ass and sticking their noses in turds. They should not be anywhere near a baby.
Mans best friend? What sort of best friend spends 20 minutes licking it's dick and then comes and licks your face?
And cats are no better, either. Cats aren't fucking clean, they are just covered head to toe in cat spit.