He never learned how to get up
It's fun to play along with the scammers. Play naive and make it look like you are more than willing to help them out with a loan so they can fly back home, and then just make up all sorts of excuses why you weren't able to send them the money via Western Union, which they always ask for. Wind them up for a long time, then send them the most disgusting pictures on the internet.
10/10 body right here
one of the best EVER