
the film reference ? i feel old 
Tom Hanks' BIG.
At one point in the film, he and his boss danced "Chopsticks" on a big keyboard in FAO Schwarz.
Cute flick, but kind of dumb. He was supposed to be 12 or 13 before he "grew up." After he did, he had a young, very shapely and uber-sexy Elizabeth Perkins throwing herself all over him. He invited her for a "sleepover" but pissed the time away jumping on a trampoline and talking nonsense.
Had
my young teenaged self access to a woman like that ... Jesus Christ. Of course, that's one of the reasons why I never understand these pussy high school guys turning in their fucking hot as SHIT teachers for wanting to blow them, finger 'em, fuck 'em, etc. If I had a hot teacher in, say, the 11th grade and she was all about my dick, would I go crying to anybody? ROTFLMAO. Hell, no! I'd be lying about it until the principal caught me with my dick in her mouth. Even then, I'd try to explain it away as her "honoring my personal religion, which requires that I get sucked off before midnight on Apr. 7, 1997, lest I die" or somesuch nonsense.
P.S. -- OOOO! Hanks' crush in that film was a SMOKER! Some of you had better run for the hills!
