cheers
ah, the eurovision song contest. i might have guessed.
haven't watched it since i was a little un, and i don't think i'm gonna start watching again anytime soon. or ever for that matter.
no doubt you euros will be glued to your sets for this craptacular event
'united kingdom, null points' 
i'll want my eurovision trannies looking like this thank you very much..
Mind you, the UK won this gayvision contest 5 times and they're automatically qualified each year because they contribute (€€€) a lot, call it politics of peace...
How about this permaestrogenbulker from Belgium?, home of a famous Getbigger that starts with an 'A',