Chill, it was just a lame joke, A'halo style 
Yeah, I remember the baseball gifs with baseball catching/stealing assholes. Moments like these express what kind of person you are.
No, sorry, dont takr that the wrong way, i wasnt coming at you bro, i knew you were joking.

I was just using the comment to launch off into a tirade about how shitty todays adolescents/young adults are.