While you were watching Tbombz in a bunny suit 
Anyway, women dig this (fake) 'romantic' stuff, even when you tell them it's all staged. That's how irrational most women are..
Couldn't watch him once I noticed he had a hole in his (borrowed and expensive) bunny suit....I'm a perfectionist and there should have been a cottontail where the hole was. The lack of one, spoiled the illusion.
Women are natural romantics, it a female gender requirement. The romanticizing trumps rationalization. It was funny how often my wife thought the bachelorette picked the wrong fellow and vise-a-versa with the bachelor who invariable picked a "slut".
