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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2022, 09:09:24 AM »
I'd welcome sticks way more than a snip or other paraphernalia. Anyone who smokes cigars already has the accoutrements.

I haven't partaken for a few years but Ramon Alones was a good Cuban. Monte #2 is the world's #1 premium cigar, I think, but that means it's a plain vanilla choice for a regular smoker.

If the dude is Cuban, I'd be tempted to buy from elsewhere, since it's unlikely you'll hit on something from his country that he doesn't know about. And, don't repeat this to him, but I had a rotten run of Cubans that were rolled way too tight. Montecristo and Romeo were the prime suspects, as I recall.

I can't remember a particular brand, it's been so long, but Hondurans and Nicaraguans (edit: + Dominicans) are generally well regarded. On the other hand, I suspect all the latinos kinda all hate each other, like asians do, so you don't want to piss the guy off, lol.

I'd go for a domestic. American cigars aren't nearly as earthy and heavy as a Cuban, but that can be a good thing, even for a daily smoker. I was often in the mood for a lighter smoke on summer nights after lighter fare. Again, I couldn't recommend any particular brands but I suspect Connecticut Shade wrappers are generally a sign of premium quality. I've never tried a "dutch" filler but I've heard good things, and it might even be something he hasn't experienced. I think it's uniquely American, despite the name. It was actually Deutsche, grown by German immigrants, but the dumbass Americans thought they said Dutch and the name stuck.

Sorry I can't be more helpful but the taxes here are beyond obscene so, much as I like 'em, I'm out of the loop. A true cigar specialist store, particularly in NY, will steer you right, I'm sure. 

Idk if this will be relevant but my understanding is that demand has been outpacing well matured production for awhile, so "go to" brands have been rushing things to market a bit and not cellaring the way they used to. If the sommelier (is he a fumarier?) is on top of things maybe he can point you to a Goldilocks maker, big enough to be serious with a solid flagship smoke, but not so discovered as to get bought out.

I'd play it safe with a down the middle style. There's a hundred names for shapes and sizes but go mid length and mid to mid large girth unless you know different. Nothing skinny since they can't contain enough leaf mix to give it depth and development. Basic brown wrapper (of excellent quality tho). Oscuros and candelas and other exotics are best avoided unless, again, you know he digs 'em. Definitely avoid, imo, "nifty" rolls, like entwined serpents and such, unless the dude is an incorrigible attention whore or something. Rock solid basic > than cool looking shit.

I don't believe in "bloom." Maybe I'm wrong but I say it's fucking mold. Idk if I'd buy anything with bloom on it.

Just be sure to ask them to wrap them up well, and let them know you're not on the way home to a humidor. You don't want them to dry out between purchase and presentation. 

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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2022, 09:18:38 AM »
I'd welcome sticks way more than a snip or other paraphernalia. Anyone who smokes cigars already has the accoutrements.

 

Do they have the $500 golf/cutter combo tool I posted.

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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2022, 09:28:01 AM »
Lol.  ;D  For the discerning plaid clad man.

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« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2022, 09:56:42 AM »
I thought about that earlier, but then read this:

https://www.fedex.com/en-us/shipping/guidelines-for-shipping-tobacco.html

Is this a rule, that isn't enforced in your opinion?

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If the shipping time is a concern, could you have them purchased for you at a store on the Canadian side of the border and mailed to you ? Someone on Getbig must live near the NY/Canada border ?

Me personally, I would consider alcohol as a more apt gift than cigars. It’s not hard to find a really good bottle of whiskey to procure. I don’t drink whiskey or smoke cigars, but I have given alcohol out as Christmas gifts in the past.

Assuming a soiled male bodybuilding thong is not appropriate on this occasion ?

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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2022, 10:29:35 AM »
Instead of cigars or other accessories just give cash.

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« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2022, 10:40:33 AM »
To be fair and very honest, the owner of this store smuggles the stuff, amongst other things. Crazy, but I even think they smuggle in Cocaine. So the product is real to say the least.

I just want to make sure that if I get Cigars, I don't get him garbage that he will not really like. Also, I know there is a science to this stuff and that the highest price cigars doesn't translate to better quality.

Since I'm out of my wheelhouse, what better place to ask than here. Half of the people here smoke cigars (from what I've noticed over the years).

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Fuck the cigars give him some blow

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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2022, 10:50:05 AM »
Btw, be on guard if you mention the dutch thing in a shop. The internet thinks I'm asking for Dutch Masters, which looks like an over-the-bar horror made from floor sweepings and reconstituted pulp.

The dutch varieties I meant are Ohio and Little. It seems awfully niche, possibly a thing of the past.

Here's one he might get a kick out of:

https://www.jcnewman.com/the-american-cigar-history/

Geez I didn't realize just how hard it would be to find a hand rolled American cigar from domestically grown tobacco these days. And I think I was mistaken, during a trip to NC many moons ago, in believing that what I was smoking was local. I just assumed, being in the Carolinas, but... shows you what I know.

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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2022, 01:18:37 PM »
I agree with some others.

If he is Cuban, i wouldn't get him a Cuban cigar.

Typically people take their cultural items very seriously.

Kind of like you don't buy a Mexican Tequila or Mescal.

Get him something new or something he hasn't tried before.

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« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2022, 01:20:32 PM »
You guys have been phenomenal with the recommendations. Also, some of you have sent me PMs with particular recs that seem promising.

Thank you all very much!

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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2022, 01:28:29 PM »
Cigars..one word.....GROSS.
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« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2022, 01:34:12 PM »
Instead of cigars just give him cash.

Fuck the cigars just give him blow

Fuck the blow just give him BitCoin


Cigars..one word.....GROSS.

Never understood the fuss, until I inhaled one the first time.... whew!  Dizzy and warm or what!  ;D

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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2022, 01:40:41 PM »
If he is Cuban, i wouldn't get him a Cuban cigar.

Kind of like you don't buy a Mexican Tequila or Mescal.

Bit like you don't buy an Irishman Guiness

Just like you don't cook an Indian some curry

And you don't gift a Belgian chocolate

Like you don't give the Japanese weirdly pixellated hard-core scat p0rn...





Hmm... this idea has potential... ;D
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« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2022, 01:50:34 PM »
Cigars..one word.....GROSS.

You still never smoked an authentic Cohiba BHK 52 or an aged Robusto.

I do smoke them when I'm a bit drunk and it helps you to relax and just forget about life for a while. It makes me feel nostalgic about childhood. Montecristos has that wet earth aromas and smells that make feel like a kid playing outside in the rain and jumping on the mud. Magical.

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« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2022, 02:43:10 PM »
You still never smoked an authentic Cohiba BHK 52 or an aged Robusto.

I do smoke them when I'm a bit drunk and it helps you to relax and just forget about life for a while. It makes me feel nostalgic about childhood. Montecristos has that wet earth aromas and smells that make feel like a kid playing outside in the rain and jumping on the mud. Magical.
Cannabis tastes wayyy better and the effects are wayyy better.
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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2022, 07:48:19 PM »
Unless they xray, no idea how they would know. Could easily wrap in a sweatshirt or something.
I've had quite the assortment of cigars confiscated. >:(

OMR, it really depends on the person. The Davidoff that Vince posted is a lighter flavored cigar vs the Ramon Allones. The Padron 1964 Anniversary is still one of my favorite cigars. The Ramon Allones being hit and miss for me to get. Also the Liga Privada Dirty Rat is a tasty choice. beware though, I prefer a smoky, flavorful cigar. Do you know of any brands that your friend smokes? Might be a clue as to what kind of suggestions people can throw out.
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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2022, 07:53:03 PM »
OMR, it really depends on the person. The Davidoff that Vince posted is a lighter flavored cigar vs the Ramon Allones. The Padron 1964 Anniversary is still one of my favorite cigars. The Ramon Allones being hit and miss for me to get. Also the Liga Privada Dirty Rat is a tasty choice. beware though, I prefer a smoky, flavorful cigar. Do you know of any brands that your friend smokes? Might be a clue as to what kind of suggestions people can throw out.

Unfortunately, I don't.

He supposedly has numerous Cuban cigar stocked in his home. I'm assuming he hits the Dominican cigars a tad as well, but without capturing a label to share with you, hard to tell for certain.

I few folks have suggested some good brands so far, but if you had to narrow it down to 2 cigars that are pretty much great options, what would you suggest?

Tape came through with some great options. Another board member via PM sent me the idea of trying either Flor de las Antillas Toro OR Partagas, both seem good upon reading reviews.

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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2022, 07:57:10 PM »
Unfortunately, I don't.

He supposedly has numerous Cuban cigar stocked in his home. I'm assuming he hits the Dominican cigars a tad as well, but without capturing a label to share with you, hard to tell for certain.

I few folks have suggested some good brands so far, but if you had to narrow it down to 2 cigars that are pretty much great options, what would you suggest?

Tape came through with some great options. Another board member via PM sent me the idea of trying either Flor de las Antillas Toro OR Partagas, both seem good upon reading reviews.

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The Partagas wasn't very memorable to me but the Flor de las Antillas is another good one.
My opinion my top 2 would be the Padron 1964 Anniversary or the Ramon Allones.
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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2022, 08:06:09 PM »
I've had quite the assortment of cigars confiscated. >:(

Stop smuggling them in your vagina.


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« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2022, 11:48:57 PM »
I've had quite the assortment of cigars confiscated. >:(


This, plus thousands in fines, would be my fate if I tried to order from overseas to skip the taxes. Dont think it hasn't crossed my mind. All cigars are a rich man's luxury at this point. :(

You'll lol @ these prices. Monte 2. $96.50.

https://www.devlinsonline.com.au/collections/cigars?page=2


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« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2022, 01:29:14 AM »


These would be a very high quality gift.

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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2022, 03:31:42 AM »
Cannabis tastes wayyy better and the effects are wayyy better.

I'm a fan of both. Lately I got some Moroccan hashich and kif from a friend. Kif tastes GREAT and you should smoke it on the sebsi pipe.




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« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2022, 05:52:30 PM »
The Partagas wasn't very memorable to me but the Flor de las Antillas is another good one.
My opinion my top 2 would be the Padron 1964 Anniversary or the Ramon Allones.

I would also add Arturo Fuente Opus X.

...Pardon is a really good cigar.

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« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2022, 06:46:06 AM »
But, is this even healthy?


Are you concern about health ........................ ..In a bodybuilding forum ?




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« Reply #48 on: March 04, 2022, 06:52:16 AM »
 
   
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Re: CIGARS
« Reply #49 on: March 04, 2022, 07:17:48 AM »
Instead of cigars or other accessories just give cash.

No it’s for an older refined gentleman that likes putting erect cylinderic shaped objects in his mouth and sucking.