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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2022, 01:10:50 PM »
Looks better than Bhanks.
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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2022, 01:13:34 PM »
I’d pay good money to see Hanky wrestle him on the beach while putting a couple dents in his forehead

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2022, 03:11:28 PM »
Flaunting.

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2022, 03:40:49 PM »
Wow…

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2022, 03:43:20 PM »
They both look like shit

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2022, 03:46:35 PM »
Definite Iron Beast.
Enjoy his movies though, the few Ive seen. (Black Phone, Sinister).

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2022, 04:12:23 PM »
They both look like shit
Right. What's the point of being a famous, rich actor if it's not going to get you hot young trim? Maybe not crazy young but a 30yr old ssmokeshow cmon

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2022, 04:16:00 PM »
'flaunts his impressive physique"






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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2022, 04:17:32 PM »
they look like two crackheads

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2022, 04:53:20 PM »
Hahaha impressive physique, that’s funny shit. Who the fuck says this shit?

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2022, 05:05:36 PM »
Would he beat CBum in a front double bi though?

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2022, 05:08:27 PM »
I’d pay good money to see Hanky wrestle him on the beach while putting a couple dents in his forehead

Hahahaha. That just cracked me the fuck up.

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2022, 05:16:57 PM »
Dad Bod Of Peace


Great actor though.

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2022, 05:22:04 PM »
Dad Bod Of Peace


Great actor though.

Yes he is.

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2022, 06:09:06 PM »
Honestly his body is fine. He's 52yrs old. But certainly not impressive. Much like Ashley Graham, that fat pig, isn't attractive

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2022, 06:12:48 PM »
Honestly his body is fine. He's 52yrs old. But certainly not impressive. Much like Ashley Graham, that fat pig, isn't attractive


Yeah it’s definitely prob better than your average 52 year old and not bad but very far from impressive. Imagine the fat bastard who wrote impressive physique. Must look like complete ass.

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2022, 06:14:59 PM »
Ethan, bloated and skinny fat, enjoying the beach with his wife, Ryan Sausages.

I'd probably never take off my shirt if I looked like that. Not that he gives a shit with his fame and fortune.  But damn thats a sorry ass look.

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2022, 06:24:27 PM »
Love(d) him in every movie I've seen him in.

"Predestination" is great/interesting/different.  Huge twist or two that's getbbiger related.

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2022, 06:26:06 PM »
Love(d) him in every movie I've seen him in.

"Predestination" is great/interesting/different.  Huge twist or two that's getbbiger related.

Yeah he is good in pretty much everything, liked him since training day. Never seen predestination will have to check that out.

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2022, 07:17:15 PM »
I first became a fan of his after watching great expectations with him and DeNiro.

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2022, 07:23:20 PM »
Yeah he is good in pretty much everything, liked him since training day. Never seen predestination will have to check that out.

You probably won't like it. It's a bit slow.. not actiony/horrory... more of a headfucky twisty mystery thriller. It's good though and you go "holy shit" a couple times.  Time travel movie..

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2022, 07:28:16 PM »

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2022, 01:41:30 AM »
Ethan, bloated and skinny fat, enjoying the beach with his wife, Ryan Sausages.

I'd probably never take off my shirt if I looked like that. Not that he gives a shit with his fame and fortune.  But damn thats a sorry ass look.

He looks better than Elon Musk without a shirt though!

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Re: Ethan Hawke "Impressive physique. "
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2022, 03:59:11 AM »