She cleaned up well enough just 9 years ago. 
Her best Quotes1. “My shit-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners.”
2. “I’ve been repeatedly asked will I ‘do anal sex’. Let me make it very clear … Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex … yes I ‘do anal’ and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if ‘doing anal’ wasn’t on the menu, amongst everything else$$
So if u don’t like ‘the difficult brown’ … Don’t apply.”3. “I did once ask [Irish politician] Alan Shatter to spank me … Of course Alan turned me down. As sensibly,
did [U2 member] Adam Clayton (the only do-able one in the band). I wonder if he’d known
I would have let him in the tradesman’s entrance would he have stopped to think about it for a millisecond.”
4. “Went 2 doctor. He told me stop wanking. I said ‘why?’. He said ‘cuz I’m trying to examine u.’”
5. “obligatory inter-racial sex in ireland wud solve our racist problems. I’d be very willing to be of assistance..”
6. “Going bed. Alone. Hey u guys in U.S? Dave Chapelle is my dream man. Can u find out if he’s single and likes the backdoor?”
7. “1 U.S guy e mailed simply saying ’I’m a great ass-fucker’ now why can’t Irish guys use such great opening (pardon pun) lines?”
8. “Crying now. All alone. Saturday night. Every ugly bitch in the world is gettin’ porked but me. : (“
9. “I have begged God, that while he rightly banishes me from good men like yourself or Robert Downey Junior or Adam, could he salvage me a few from the section in-between guys like youse and guys like the one this week who because he is living with the mother of his children offered me a ‘once off experience which will guarantee you years of masturbatory material and will involve you crying in pain and being humiliated in a corner’ Yikes!”
10. “I must say, my greatest amusement this week is that on this day last week I had 3 followers on twitter. since I mentioned anal sex I have almost 2000!”
11. “I must end now as I have a hot date with a banana”
